Microdick

a small penis

My mom has a microdick

by wilmur5544 February 13, 2019

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MicroDickCockPenis

an extremely disturbingly tiny cock. Unable to get erections. EVER.

Because nick had a MicroDickCockPenis, no girl would give him their love.

by toasterstrudel1234 June 18, 2010

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Microdicking

The cocktail and obnoxious behavior of an overly confident male

Everyone is complaining about Greg because he's been microdicking about his status

by Frailgift February 21, 2024

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Old grey haired guy who likes to make out with women in strip clubs and be a wrinkle dick fuck boy. Loves to crush your hopes and dreams for five years and still f-ing counting. One day is going to get the log out of his ass and realize it’s too late. And no his dick is not long enough to suck on his own. Always sick with a cold because his bullshit is constantly running. Loves pie.

Oh there goes markodickhead! He’s still old!

by Chelseaism May 30, 2018

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macromicromanaging

When leadership far removed in an organizational hierarchy define extremely specific operating procedures that must be adhered to stringently without regard to individual circumstances.

Did you see the new font requirements on page 22 of the corporate brand book? These guys are macromicromanaging us so hard!

by Doc Stout March 19, 2019

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