Meme Machine

A person (usually a white teen) who eats, drinks, breathes Memes. In some cases even injecting memes into his bloodstream.

He pumps out memes on his Edgy IFunny account to surpass Dibly and Racoo.

"Hey George, Did you catch Filthy Franks new video?"
"Sure did Sam, that dudes a motherfucking Meme Machine."
"For sure, edgy as shit."

by SchoolChild May 25, 2016

smith machine

The machine at the gym that looks like a bench press but has guiding rails that keep the barbell in a straight up and down line. Use this and your strength and reputation at the gym may suffer.

Bro #1: Hey you see Alan over there working the smith machine?

Bro #2: Yeah bro, poor guy won't be getting his swole on any time soon pumping that thing.

by junksniffer45 June 25, 2013

the inner machinations of my mind are an enigma

One of the greatest qoutes from the wisest mind of our generation. Other qoutes by him include "Who you calling Pinhead!" and "FINLAAAAAND!!!!". Genius.

Patrick- You may be an open book Spongebob, but I am a bit more complicated than that. The Inner Machinations of my mind are an enigma. (thought bubble appears showing the milk following down as the downfall of society, and how it screwed itself over by the fact that the milk fell by itself. The cloth resembles the high class of society, which carries the milk (society) and gets corrupted by the milk. The enigma is what caused the milk to fall in the first place? This some deep shit patrick)

by DROOOSE!!! January 22, 2012

bonk machine

a cash machine, especially one that isn’t a fence

“that’s nae a bonk machine mate!”

by stankyluigi December 10, 2020

Marching Baritone

The heaviest hand-held instrument in the band. Players of the marching baritone will go through the worst kind of hell for the first month or so of the season because of the twenty-pound vertical pull on their arm muscles that they didn't even know they had. They often develop PTSD from the pain and wake up in the middle of the night with war-flashbacks from band camp. Understandably, baritone marchers get hella pissed when trumpets complain about how heavy their instrument is because the baritone is a solid 10-15 pounds heavier. Another drawback of the marching baritone is the bell size which, like the mellophone, completely fucking blocks your forward vision so you can't see the drum major 30% of the time. But despite the satanic training the baritones go through, they will have the fiercest of biceps at the end of the season. Through the blood, sweat, and tears that they shed together the baritone section members have bonded to form a cult of trumpet-loathing Herculeses. Even though every baritone player has stated multiple times that they hate playing their instrument, none of them would give it up for the world. It's definately a love-hate relationship that always ends up tipping more towards the loving side.

Wow, that marching baritone has really good posture! *ten seconds later* Aaaaand it's gone.

by Allisonsum1 December 17, 2014

washing machine heart

A song written by singer mitski that is legendary and should be longer.

Hey what ya listening to, why are you crying?

Washing machine heart.... as always :(

by in love with women January 28, 2021

The Alaskan Pancake Pile Driver Upside Down Milk Machine

A complex sexual position in which an Alaskan woman is tied naked upside down to a maple tree, covered in syrup, and milked before being humped.

The Alaskan Pancake Pile Driver Upside Down Milk Machine is a common maneuver in the northern outskirts of Canada, where the act will not be interfered with by law enforcement, as it is illegal.

by PoehlerBehr June 5, 2018