machine

He told me to fuck off because my Cortex praefrontalis is faulty.

I ended my long time relationship for you. And now i'm scared.
Would you be so kind and acknowledge that i am not a machine that flawlessly functions through this turmoil.

by Krkič May 21, 2019

machine

The result of acquisition of a phenomenon and pressing all the wrong buttons.
See phenomenon for details.

Machines are very useful for conjuring those phenomenon.

by snootch May 11, 2003

machine

anything more advanced than a pitchfork

guy1: thats sum machine

by roge May 8, 2005

machine

the type of person that destroys everthing in there path includng fences, road signs and young children, often after alcohol or when the command 'FINISH HIM' is yelled

you walk into a road works sign you shout 'FINISH HIM' then the machine beats the sign until it cannot be recognized

by previous victim November 18, 2010

machine

After drinking and/or smoking too much, the way one can sometimes throw up. Clean and fast, and this person is still able to keep on going. The sight could be compared to water coming from a water fountain statue.

After he chugged 10 beers, he machined like a champ and drank more.

by damachine October 6, 2003

Machine

Someone who tirelessly completes a task without stopping. They just get the job done. Usually used in sports. Similar to a beast or tank.

Man, that dude just ran in a straight line through the defence and scored without stopping. What a machine.

by Skilluminati May 31, 2016

Machine

Machine

1) A man made gadget that preforms a task to the benefit of it's creator.

2) A soulless human being that's only as alive as much as a running clock or car

3) Machine, slang for dope needle. One who uses dope becomes a machine for it and they feel that they are just a machine when they don't have any more dope.

1) The dope machine is broken, brittany will probably start getting fat.

2) brittany spears is a machine.

3) brittany spears has a machine sticking out of her tail pipe.

by WordRepoMan June 21, 2013