machoking

This is a sex-position where the man chokes the female from behind and rams his penis in the vagina. And at the same time yells MA-CHOKE MA-CHOKE.

Machoking is a sex-position where the man chokes the female from behind and rams his penis in the vagina. And at the same time yells MA-CHOKE MA-CHOKE.

by kellekion February 5, 2014

Dermatitis MacBookensis

The heat rash occurring on the ventral portion of the thigh after Mac Book Pro users spend more than 15 minutes seated with the computer on their lap.

When John's friend noted the skin discoloration caused the by the overheated Mac Book Pro, John supplied the diagnosis: "Dermatitis MacBookensis. Soon as I finish this paragraph, we can turn it over and make quesadillas."

by Pancho Doll March 5, 2007

matchbooking

The act of fitting one's body into a ridiculously small car.

The hot redhead only became more awesome to me when I saw her squeeze into a Little Tikes Cozy Coupe. She is the queen of matchbooking!

by red_menace April 5, 2013

mombooking

verb. To use Facebook like a mom ie. looking at someone's profile and like everything they've posted in the past three months all at once. Characterized by the resulting notification spam.

My mom liked all of my profile photos, she was mombooking again.

by thedeerone August 9, 2015

mybooking

being logged on to myspace and facebook at the same time.

Hey bob, what are you doing?
Oh nothing sheril just mybooking, all the cool kids are doing it.

by Brantlee Cote December 18, 2008

mybooking

When one is both on myspace and facebook at the same time

Tom: Hey dude! Are you online?

Matt: Yea man! I'm just mybooking!

by MattQuin November 5, 2007

Macooning

Macooning. To "Macoon" someone. To purposely try to tell a fib/pull a joke on someone. Not exactly getting away with the prank, however. To call "macooning" on someone means that you know they are trying to be funny, but they really aren't.

If you are able to call someone out on the joke, you can say "Are you macooning me?" And they must reply that yes they are, because they have been caught.

Person 1: You brought my car home last night right?

Person 2: I drove your car last night?

Person 1: Are you "macooning" me right now?

Person 2: Haha, yeah. Sorry.

by Cooterpoop July 11, 2012