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macbook

Over price piece of shit.
It's $999 and has a quarter the RAM, half the Hard Drive size, 600 Mhz slower, have the video memory of my Vaio which i got for 700 dollars
The only reason you should buy a macbook is because makes you look cooler in the eyes of hippies
by MACH8Ter April 22, 2010
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macbooked

Dude, you totally got macbooked in that meeting today.
by Russom April 17, 2017
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macbook

A Worthless 1000 Dollar Piece Of Shit That Can Store 8 Giga's
Its Made By A Brand Called "Apple" Also Known As "Thumb Up Bum"
Friend: I Got A Macbook For My Birthday
Me: Damn, Unlucky Good Luck Next Year
by Ahdiwnsn December 5, 2016
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Macbook

Something worse than a pc and sucks for gaming, its less powerful than wii u and only for stupid people
Macbook sucks for gaming- Ted
by HelloMynameisnanya March 18, 2021
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macbook

A blazingly fast, extreamly cool laptop. Replaced the crappy iBook in early 2006.
Expected to be a cash cow for Apple, as simply the color black costs $150.
More features and speed than Windows will ever have.
Loser: Shit! my Dell just froze again!
Macbook User: Ditch that peice and get a macbook!
by Bixxo June 11, 2006
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macbook

a truly amazing laptop, extremely fast and relatively cheap compared to other mac computers ($1100). I bought one last week and it hasnt failed me. where as my brother bought a dell xps and bam bye bye xps.
Me: Aaaaaaaah my macbook is sooo sweet

Brother: Grrrr i hate the crappy dell!
by yogos July 20, 2006
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MacBook

Definiton #1: Pretty useless unless your recording music or running a bussiness.
Definition #2: The computer you own if you drive an SUV, drink Starbucks daily, and believe you are hip, mordern, and enviormental.
Definition #3: The computer you own if you enjoy rubbing unimportant things in peoples faces.
Definition #4: One of the most difficult things to opperate.
#1-
Joe: I'm going to go play Sims 2 on my MacBook!
Bob: Wtf? You can do that much easier on a PC.

#2-
*Talking on Blackberry*
"Hold on babe, let me go run by Starbucks and then I'll go google it on my MacBook."

#3-
Kyle: Haha! Your pc sucks, my Macbook is so fucking cooler!

#4-
"Wtf? Why do I even need that thing on the side?"
by Sammy Joe Bob April 29, 2008
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