A person who uses or talks about their macbook at every given opportunity.
May be used with all apple products eg. ipod wanker, ipad wanker, iphone wanker etc.
May be used with all apple products eg. ipod wanker, ipad wanker, iphone wanker etc.
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A play that is rumored in the theatre community to be cursed. No not ever say the name of this play in a theatre when not doing this play. Bad things happen.
This play is often referred to as the "M-word" or "The Scottish play", "The Unmentionable" or simply, "That play", if it is necessary to make reference to it.
Anyone who utters the word must step out of the dressing room, spin around three times, spit, and recite the line "fair thoughts and happy hours attend you" (from The Merchant of Venice) and beg on their knees to be let back in.
This play is often referred to as the "M-word" or "The Scottish play", "The Unmentionable" or simply, "That play", if it is necessary to make reference to it.
Anyone who utters the word must step out of the dressing room, spin around three times, spit, and recite the line "fair thoughts and happy hours attend you" (from The Merchant of Venice) and beg on their knees to be let back in.
Shannon: Hey Jake! Guess what? Macbeth!
Jake: No!!! You can't say that word!
Shannon: Hahaha! It is so fun to mess with you. Macbeth! Macbeth! Macbeth!
*set colapses*
Shannon: oh, shit.
Jake: Told you so...
Shannon: Shut up.
Jake: No!!! You can't say that word!
Shannon: Hahaha! It is so fun to mess with you. Macbeth! Macbeth! Macbeth!
*set colapses*
Shannon: oh, shit.
Jake: Told you so...
Shannon: Shut up.
by sharonrenee February 19, 2008
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Victim: Hey, it's got a camera... aagh! My sperm!
Victim: Hey, it's got a camera... aagh! My sperm!
by Paul June 18, 2006
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Often used to refer to female math teachers.
Taken from the the unpleasant character in Shakespeare's Macbeth.
Often used to refer to female math teachers.
Taken from the the unpleasant character in Shakespeare's Macbeth.
Student: Who do you have for math next semester?
Friend: Mrs. Whitman, you?
Student: Roberts. Wait--Did you say Whitman?
Friend: Yeah, why?
Student: Watch out, man. She's like freaking Lady Macbeth.
Friend: Mrs. Whitman, you?
Student: Roberts. Wait--Did you say Whitman?
Friend: Yeah, why?
Student: Watch out, man. She's like freaking Lady Macbeth.
by Lady Chevalier May 14, 2005
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Teacher: " because we like to suck all the bum juice out of the old guy called Shakespeare and his lovely play Macbeth "
Teacher: " because we like to suck all the bum juice out of the old guy called Shakespeare and his lovely play Macbeth "
by God = me May 26, 2021
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Macbook air owner: Look! It fits into this envelop! How cool is that?
Person: Nice, what do you do on your macbook air?
Macbook air owner: Huh?
Person: Nice, what do you do on your macbook air?
Macbook air owner: Huh?
by PepsiDude002 December 21, 2008
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