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Macaulay

Wips his dick out in the ALPS

However if you try singing this around a Macaulay they will not be able to hear you as they have mad bank and have permanently attached air pods and can not understand Poor.
"Macaulay wips his dick out in the alps!!!"
Repeat 100 times
by KWELLEBOB February 4, 2019
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Macauly

He's a very different and special person. You'll always like having one in your life. He'll give you a lot of trouble but he always ends up being a lovely guy. Not satisfied with little, he’s always going to want more, is very ambitious with the things he wants and he’s always going to get them. He is very insecure of himself because he doesn't trust him and thinks he will always make mistakes but all he needs is love and understanding to realize that he is a wonderful person. He's very bipolar and sometimes he won't know what he wants but he'll always be clear about what he likes. When he is in a relationship he is very romantic and loving although sometimes he is a little wild and passionate. He likes to do crazy things and doesn't care what people say. He loves his partner very much and never gives up. He seems to be very strong and without feelings but when you get to know him you see that he is so sensitive and soft. No doubt, a gentleman.
I believe he is a total Macauly.
by vanillaraccoon April 10, 2020
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Macaualay

A guy who is a bit of a dick but can care when he needs to. He tends to be quite cut off if he doesn't know you but once you get to know him he's quite mellow and sweet. And if your close to him he will take care of you. But be careful if you get into a relationship with a macaualay because he has a massive dick which he punishes his one and only love with and a macaualay is taken by the most beautiful girl in the world.. so there's 0% chance of getting with him because he's going to be forever taken.
He's definitely arsey, like macaualay.
by Djdjrdiejdjddj September 26, 2021
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Macaulay Caulking

masturbating in the bathroom while your roommates are out and are unsure of when they'll return; IE, maturbating while home alone.
Pun on the word "caulking" (pronounced "call-king"), the rubbery silicone sealant around tubs and sinks.
roommate: What the hell were you doing in the bathroom when I got home? You were in there for a while.
deviant: Oh just Macaulay Caulking the bathtub tiles... you didn't leave a note so I didn't know when you'd be home.
roomate: gross
by Donkeyfly August 26, 2013
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macaulay caulking

the effect on your insides,when you drink them raisin dry with lots of cheap whiskey (preferably The Great Macaulay Premium Scotch Whiskey 40 % Vol.)
A: Do you still have that horrible stomachache?!
B: It will be over soon, because tonight's gonna be macaulay caulking
by ChrisRiot December 18, 2012
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macaualay

He Is a very good looking and hot lad. He can make anyone smile no matter how bad they are feeling and always knows what’s best.. he brightens up any room he walks in and if you have a Macaualay as a boyfriend you should be very appreciative because no one will ever find anyone like him. He gives off small dick vibes but it’s actually a very good size and he has a very nice body too which is just a bonus alongside of his amazing personality. If you find a macaualay you should never let him go because he will be the best thing too walk into your life and the most painful too leave.
..I wish my boyfriend was a Macaualay

Yeah well guess what he’s mines
by Smelly guy September 26, 2021
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