maintain

To keep your composure even in the most adverse and drunken circumstance.

Dude I need to maintain or I won't make it to the next bar.

by dannyfoskey February 7, 2003

Maintainer

A highly skilled Airman charged with the task of fixing what a pilot does to a perfectly good aircraft.

That maintainers gonna be pissed when we bring this plane back in.

by J.Z. 1 June 3, 2009

marijuana maintainance

Using marijuana to keep one's self from drinking alcohol if one is a recovering alcoholic.

Friend 1: "Dude I've been off the booze for like 6 months now I'm feeling fucking great"
Friend 2: "Man you were always so hammered, I thought that you could never quit. How did you do it?"
Friend 1: "Daily marijuana maintainance, bro"

by AA_Stoner May 6, 2006

MacIntard

noun: a person whose computer experience is so Mac-centric that he is unable to perform even basic operations on a PC.

"Hey, how do turn this thing on?"
"You're kidding, right?"
"No, dude, I'm a MacIntard."

by TinyToker August 30, 2007

maintaining

1. (v.) to be of sound mind; to have a situation under control.

"All of my bills are overdue, but I'm maintaining."

by Tak October 8, 2001

Maintain Coolness

(main~tane kewl-ness)
adj. Keep it real, Be Cool, Shit wired tight, Maintaining, Maintained Coolness
1. An extreme state of Maintaining
2. When one is in a troublesome situation and does not give in to the pressure, temptations, or does not let negitive chance effect them.
3. To keep a high level of bad assery at a club/bar/party/home alone.

Eventhough that lying bitch cheated on Boxhead, he maintained coolness and obtained his first booty call one week after he shunned that slut. He later obtained his Grey belt at a second-degree level two weeks following. He definitely can Maintain Coolness.

by Boxhead January 19, 2006

high maintainance bitch

noun: a girl who requires a great of maintainance i.e. dates, gifts, calls, etc. in order that you can continue dating/fucking her.

Adam girlfriend is a high maintainance bitch. If he doesn't drop at least $50 on her a week she won't give up the punani.

by Spit Blood April 15, 2003