Originated from a 7-year old in america.
A miss spelling of the word "loser" that has taken on a whole new meaning.
A lusre is one to be what ever you want, but they have distinct qualities, these qualities are as followed:
One who diddles often,
One who is much like a ninny,
One who is too immature for their age,
One who cannot spell,
One who really deserves no better of an insult,
One who might have, or contracting Late Onset Down-Syndrome
or All of the above
A miss spelling of the word "loser" that has taken on a whole new meaning.
A lusre is one to be what ever you want, but they have distinct qualities, these qualities are as followed:
One who diddles often,
One who is much like a ninny,
One who is too immature for their age,
One who cannot spell,
One who really deserves no better of an insult,
One who might have, or contracting Late Onset Down-Syndrome
or All of the above
Brian: "hold on I know I said we would be here for just ten minutes but I have to take a shower, change, drink some water, eat an apple, masturbate and brush my teeth..."
Balthazar: God damnit it you fucking diddler! Stop being such a lusre!
Balthazar: God damnit it you fucking diddler! Stop being such a lusre!
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Kcube has the dildo
Placebo likes the buttplug
DC likes the vibrator
BDZ likes to double head dildo with MessyMurder
EnormousAxie likes to smoke cigarette in the corner and watch it all
Jerome is a cool motha fuzza and likes to coordinate everything and film it
Sunsha and cute little Peachy there like to trib with eachother
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