Lurching

When you're on the verge of sleep but you're dumb ass body makes this abnormal and completely ridiculous twitch that you have no control over and it wakes you from your peacefulness and leaves you thinking 'goddammit' while you're friends look at you with stupid expressions on their faces and wonder why you're scowling in silence.
And then they laugh at you, the pricks.

Child 1: Hey what was that you were doing in your bed last night? Looked like someone tasered you.
Child 2: Lurching. It sucks.
Child 3:*Laughs* I'm gunna Urban Dictionary this shit!

by scarheadpotter July 10, 2011

Lurch

A tall, gangly, timid male who in generally inept at accomplishing any task with grace or elegance. Very rarely socially presentable but usually entertains with his awkwardness.

Did you see Lurch eat shit right in front of those girls at the party?

Ya that's some straight up Lurchin' shit!

by moransickle October 04, 2012

Lurch

Lurch is a term popular in Tecmo Super Bowl for the NES. It is a special move achieved when the player is controling the nose tackle and goes under the center and dives, this reluts in a sack or a loss of yards 90% of the time when used correctly.

Hey you fucker, quit lurching my ass!

You just lurched my QB!

Im gonna lurch your bitch ass

"LUUUUUUUURCH"

by slave and digz December 02, 2004

Lurch

To leave in tough predicament or spot, not reliable, put someone in a bad position

"I don't care if I leave work in a lurch when I leave." I left everyone in a lurch when I took 5 days of vacation to go on a golf trip.

by charlesthomascj April 08, 2007

lurch

see poser; a lurch is somebody who walks int conversations they aren't meant to be in or acts in a way that they shouldn't// can be a noun or verb

1)dude, quit lurcin off me
2)that dude is a real lurch

by hums March 11, 2003

lurch

a person that creeps on his or her significant other on social networking websites to check for any irregularities such as cheating, flirting and other things.

Ex.
Boyfriend/Girlfriend: You're such a lurch.

Boyfriend/Girlfriend: I was lurching your tumblr.

by asianbarbie August 17, 2011

lurch

to unintentionally accelerate an object or one's self causing major wreckage to the object or self

The S4 just decided to lurch toward a curb/tree and now it's completely totaled

by Thrilla from Manila January 23, 2008