Totem Lurantis

The hardest struggle in all of fuc*ing Alola.
This Pokémon while extremely slow Boost it’s speed so enormously high that freaking Mach 5 is slower.
Those that meet it are faced with complete and utter annihilation of any Pokémon that try to out speed it.
This Totem is one tough pink bitc*.

Moron 1: Steven commited murder.
Moron 2: Why?
Moron 1: He got Totem Lurantis’d.

by THE SUPAHSTAR WARRIAH June 5, 2018

lorand

the nicest guy you’ll ever meet with a heart of gold; can also be a sassy baddie b; hardcore fan of the clown from IT

emily- “what should we do today?”
amanda - “lets hang out with lorand, he’s so cool”
emily - “great idea, i’ll call him now”

by user01837171 January 29, 2020

lauranda

Is a name of the most beautiful of all Eskimo Princesses. She has unspeakable magic powers and can read the minds of suitable men. Her sexual powers are second to none.

Lauranda's are a rare breed with few examples. There are currently none recorded in the history of man (or woman) with her likeness. She is unique.

by Hozilla December 20, 2008

laranda

one who is completely unique, cool, and dorky all at the same time

that girl with the hot pink glasses, and matching tights is a laranda

by that-kid October 6, 2008

luland

One who confuses perfectly ordinary sentiments with sexually charged ones.

MAN: It says here that she likes oral sex and surfing.
WOMAN: Oooo, what does she mean by "surfing"?
MAN: I think she means that she likes surfing.
WOMAN: God, you're right. I'm such a freaking luland.

by Barryman September 19, 2008

lusando

he is a super fucking milky dick wich is massive

lusando fucks poeple so hard with his milky dick

by lusando May 2, 2022

luyando

Luyando is a brave warrior who defeats their enemies at any cost of protecting people they care about and luyando is also a Saiyan.

A combat loving person is a luyando

by The legendary saiyajin June 4, 2020