lunked

The realm that lies beyond drunk. usually 5 or more drinks past drunk. Usually results in passing out or alcohol poisoning... or both.

Bob got fucking lunked last night, he was a shot away from getting his stomach pumped.

by Gam Gam September 28, 2006

lunkersome

An adjective to describe an item that is heavy and difficult to grasp and move.

This piano is a lunkersome piece of shit!

by Joe P. July 28, 2003

Lunfee

Going for coffee and lunch at the same time.

I'ma jump inda Humvee to get sum Lunfee :)

by Hammahouse January 11, 2011

lunker

Originally meant to describe the biggest fish in a given body of water, also refers to a larger than average sized penis.

Hey baby, I would love to take you home and shove my lunker in your mouth.

by Kingcockpit January 13, 2009

Salty Lunker

Slang for large heavy penis.

Man, my back hurts from carring this Salty Lunker around everywhere

by tsukisan December 17, 2012

leave a lunker in the fish bowl

To take a big crap and not flush the toilet.

Don't invite E. pettit over, he often will leave a lunker in the fish bowl!

by kolman March 20, 2008

Lunke

A very proper and kinda nerdy person at first glance, but is really a druser. Often called "Kong Drus"

Look at that crazy person dancing in the nude! Yeah, he must be a Lunke.

by Jøko April 10, 2013