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Tubby Lumpkins

Tubby Lumpkins is another word for fat. Typically the people with lots of jelly rolls. Calling someone tubby lumpkins is the same as calling somebody Chloe Kardashian because they are both fat!
OMG look at that tubby lumpkins eating all that food! When is she going to stop eating?
by MC Triangle Head January 9, 2012
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The act of oral sex performed on a man while defecating.
After receiving a thorough buggering from Niles, Jeeves retired to the loo in order to clear out the felch. Luckily for him, Niles returned the earlier favor and gave him an outstanding lumpkin.
by Marklar August 18, 2004
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When joe is taking a shit, instead of reading a magazine, joe calls his girlfriend over to give him a lumpkin.
by miamiheatonfire3 April 20, 2006
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The one person who can always make you smile, who shares your hopes and dreams, who makes you whole. Folklore claims that when a soul descends to earth it splits in two, each half of the soul inhabiting a separate body. These two people are forever after 'bumpkin lumpkin pumpkins,' and will never be complete until they find one another.
A person with whom you have an immediate connection the moment you meet -- a connection so strong that you are drawn to them in a way you have never experienced before. As this connection develops over time, you experience a love so deep, strong and complex, that you begin to doubt that you have ever truly loved anyone prior. Your bumpkin lumpkin pumpkin understands and connects with you in every way and on every level, which brings a sense of peace, calmness and happiness when you are around them. And when you are not around them, you are all that much more aware of the harshness of life, and how bonding with another person in this way is the most significant and satisfying thing you will experience in your lifetime. You are also all that much aware of the beauty in life, because you have been given a great gift and will always be thankful.
I am in love with my bumpkin lumpkin pumpkin.
by Suaver April 12, 2009
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Fuzzy Lumpkin

A term of endearment for a very cute person
by DCdmd December 29, 2008
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"did u hear, tom got lumpkin last night
by jon the pimpmaster flex April 19, 2006
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Fuzzy Lumpkin

A derogatory term for a larger hairy man with a southern accent. Derived from the name a popular character in the animated series "The Power Puff Girls"
"Scott look at the Fuzzy Lumpkin over there"

"Can you believe that Fuzzy Lumpkin just tried to hit on me"
by J-Breezey March 29, 2009
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