Matthew, Mark, Luke and John were walking down the street of Jerusalem. Three of them said they were cool, but Mark said, "Luke warm. As Luke was the coolest disciples,this was a term of endearment bestowed upon him by Mark. He wasn't hot due to his coolness. He was neither too hot nor too cold, but prefect
John : We're fairly cool
Matthew : We're not as cool as Luke though
Mark : You could say we're Lukewarm
Matthew : We're not as cool as Luke though
Mark : You could say we're Lukewarm
by Manullaboi May 21, 2011
man 1: how did your date go last night?
man 2: not bad if i wasn't so plastered i would have realized she was only Lukewarm coffee.
man 1: booze is a bastard
man 2: never again
man 2: not bad if i wasn't so plastered i would have realized she was only Lukewarm coffee.
man 1: booze is a bastard
man 2: never again
by idakothetricky June 27, 2012
something is cool, but not as cool to deserve the term "cool beans" therefore is moderate or temperately lukewarm
fuckboy: *sends generic dik pik*
me: lukewarm beans
fuckboy: wut
me: lukewarm beans means it's not cool bruh. ur dik is small af.
me: lukewarm beans
fuckboy: wut
me: lukewarm beans means it's not cool bruh. ur dik is small af.
by santafucks June 04, 2015
Often believed to be mythological, this well preserved, room temperature vagina has been witnessed engaging in such acts as penile insertion. As to not confuse lukewarm tang with the orange drink, remember that said vagina belongs to a female and does not inhabit a foil pouch.
by the big dipper February 16, 2009
by Thequick April 24, 2008
Danny : "Hey man, wanna come over and play some fortnite?"
Jojo: "Yeah I'll be there in a Lukewarm Minute"
*Arrives at house*
Jojo : "Dude, are you beating one out in here?!?!?"
Danny : "YOU SAID I HAD A LUKEWARM MINUTE!!!!!"
Jojo: "Yeah I'll be there in a Lukewarm Minute"
*Arrives at house*
Jojo : "Dude, are you beating one out in here?!?!?"
Danny : "YOU SAID I HAD A LUKEWARM MINUTE!!!!!"
by simonthedigger May 29, 2018
people who say they are christians and try to cram it down other peoples throats but cannot live up to the bibles commandments
lukewarm christians are "christians" who are divorced (adultery), living in sin (adultery), cheats on their wives with gay lovers (family values politicians), drinks and dances (an ultimate sin for the baptist slanters), goes to strip clubs, votes republican, who gossips and gives people nasty glares b/c they are judgemental like their version of God, who is a bigoted racist, sexist, anti-everybody-different-than-themselves, sadistic asshole or cunt, and very largely from Texas. They love to make their beliefs the laws of the land, that is, the ones they pick and choose conveniently to suit their sinful lifestyles.
by notgoingtohelllikechristians October 09, 2009