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Lactose Lucrative Cock

Similar to the term 'Dairy Dick,' this is when your balls are full of sperm and are ready to release. Your penis then forms a milk like liquid which oozes out your urethra in lucrative quantities.
Aw bro, I've got such a lactose lucrative cock right now, mind giving me a hand?
by RyanSmithWales November 28, 2020
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lucrative

Slang to describe feces that has worked its way loose after several minutes to an hour struggling to release it from your anus while being stuck while sitting on the toilet.
"I've been sitting on this can for 45 minutes and I'm missing most of the football game. But after some constant straining and pinching, this turd is becoming lucrative and passive, and will soon fall into the toilet after this brief struggle.
by DzNutz October 6, 2004
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lucrative deception

A social movement originating in Kuna, Idaho in the year 2008. It is changing the world by upgrading the expectations and norms of people worldwide. Deception is measured on the lucrativity scale.
He has evolved, he must have heard about lucrative deception.
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Lucravity

Obsessed with making money only in ways that most would consider dishonest.
Man how is it that guy always askin for cash but stays good on smoke?
-I tried to get him a job at my place but I guess l lucravity got the best of him
by ParadisePrison November 9, 2019
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lucrosity

Lucas: "The best type of hypocrisy is..."
Brandi: "Lucrosity."
by itsjustlucarifc_ April 12, 2014
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Lucratious

A word I invented. Something funny and extremely good. Someone attractive. Very tasty food. Derived from the words lucrative and bodacious.
1. How did you like my dinner?

2.Oh, it was lucratious!
by respectable.person February 5, 2023
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Lucridity

Foolish, ridiculous

The word lucridity is coming from the word, “ludicrous”, which means foolish, ridiculous
The lucridity of China’s secret intelligence service following the orders to assassinate Chinese dissidents overseas.
by Deondre Waltenberger November 14, 2023
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