Low Profile

1. under cover, To avoid drawing attention, kept in secrecy

2. Low profile tires have a small sidwall, and are fashinable/required for the large wheels popular today

He is a low profile police agent.
keeping a low profile and staying out of trouble.

My 22's are sittin on lowpros

by [Defeat] June 28, 2010

low Prolly

Not likely to happen; odds are against it; don't count on it

Him showing up on time is at best... low prolly. Biden giving out helicopter money again has a low prolly of making it through Senate.

by mostdiggity February 12, 2021

Low hangers propelling

The act of rotating one's low-hanging ballsack like a boat propeller.

Last night I did some low hangers propelling in front of my girlfriend,she got wet and proceeded to viciously suck on my nutsack like a hyena .

by drumtriggrsRasMetlasRiseToFall August 8, 2016

Low Cost Dorm Room Prostate Exam

When your roommate in college obtains rubber gloves from an unknown source and proceeds to offer you a discounted prostate exam, so long as you return the favor. After making sure you are both cancer free and ready to set up shop, you proceed to start an ass check factory in your dorm room. It is not uncommon to invite certain faculty members, janitors, teachers, and hall mates into your makeshift clinic for a quick "slip of the shitter." Most clients leave humiliated, stained, and with a loose butthole. Despite willing (some unwilling) customers dissatisfaction, they often remark that it is still far better than going to a regular doctors office.

Undergraduate History Major: "Hey Dr. Travis, would you like me to put a gloved fist inside of your asshole and wiggle it around? We call it the Low Cost Dorm Room Prostate Exam."
Interested Professor: "Well go again son, so long as you don't pull out the lightbulb I stuck up their last night while watching Judge Judy."
Undergraduate History Major: "It's free so long as you look me in the eyes and call me The Old Pretender."

by TheSouLOfGenIus January 15, 2014

lowpro

To conduct affairs with a low profile, generally to avoid being noticed.

1)Let's keep it lowpro. 2)We can pull this off if we keep it lowpro. 3) I like to travel lowpro.

by Daniel Torpey December 12, 2005

lowpro

Short version of "low profile," commonly describes low profile tires. Low profile tires have a small sidwall, and are fashinable/required for the large wheels popular today

My 22's are sittin on lowpros

by RyanVan December 28, 2005

lowpro

Professional conduct, irrelevant of scale, performed with discretion.

Yo... wake up... its past noon! Were doing some goon shit right now! Lowpro on God, though!

by Dhruv6 June 10, 2023