low hanging fruit

Easiest tasks of the day in your dull, mindless office job

'You know... I'm gonna need you to go ahead and take care of the low hanging fruit first...'

by Ray Babycakes July 20, 2006

low hanging fruit

A term used to describe an easy sexual conquest, requiring little effort or commitment.

Joanna had a long list of suitors, most of them low hanging fruits.

by azib958 August 1, 2007

Low hanging fruit

The most annoying ass phrase in the corporate world. It is an extremely overused and worn-out cliché that basically means a task that is easy to perform and complete. If you use this phrase, please stop. You are the reason people go postal.

Boss: Let's go after the low hanging fruit first.

Employee: *shoots self in a cubicle.*

by 0000101100101000010101011 April 6, 2021

Low Hanging Fruit

The state of being endowed with peaches that drop so close to your ankles that boxers are rendered unrealistic.

My low hanging fruit require multiple knots to be reasonably set in place.

by The Low Hanger September 8, 2012

Low Hanging Fruit

Midget balls.

Elves have low hanging fruit.

by The Man with No Name November 7, 2017

Low Hanging Fruit

When your grandfather is so old that his balls hang down to his knees

My grand daddy sat on his balls the other day because he has some low hanging fruit.

by Chuck July 17, 2014

Low Hanging Fruit

Expression used by proctologists to describe severe cases of external hemorrhoids.

The doctor remarked to his colleague, "I’d never seen so many low hanging fruit. I called the surgeon immediately and made an appointment for my patient."

by PJ Anderson May 28, 2008