Lovelock

Someone who excells in the art of 'Lovelocking' paperwork, basically constantly looses important paperwork/important objects, espescially just before they are needed.

Have you got that sheet with the serial numbers on it for this kit John?
*10 mins later after evryone in the office is looking for it*
You've Fucking lovelocked it ain't you John.

by Hugh Janus September 8, 2004

Lovelock

a chubby brown haired school kid who dyes there hair blonde. Is also incredibly camp

lovelock i hate you

by lovelockismassive October 3, 2017

Lovelock Syndrome

Lovelock syndrome is a fictional illness for a person stuck feeling a strong amount of love or infatuation for a person/thing for a long period of time and can't seem to move on from the emotion

Person 1: I can't get this person out my head, Im just in love

Person 2: might be lovelock syndrome

by popcornhatingcat January 5, 2023

Lovelock

**Lovelock** (noun): A situation where two people like each other so intensely that they become unable to communicate effectively. Despite being able to converse easily with anyone else, the fear of rejection causes them to freeze and become mute when interacting with each other.

"Luca and Kelsey had such a strong lovelock that their conversations tragically never made it past small talk."

Or

Neither could see they mirrored each other, confused by a strong connection always pulling them back together - before both pulling back due to lovelock confusion. Often happens time and time again because neither understands they have been in lovelock since they very first met.

by Diamontes October 16, 2024

Penaire Lovelock

The ultimate demon god. Also a mind fuck.

Reasons for insta fail:
1) Invincible
2) Older than time
3) Better hair
4) Ultimate weapon
5) Lives in Hell and drinks tea

Damn it, why are you such a Penaire Lovelock?

by SteFEN Bromwell August 1, 2010