Lovenge

A "Lovenge"is a human being that's put in the oven at exactly 250 degrees fahrenheit with some herbs and spices. Critically acclaimed by the very popular website thatsphucked.com. Lovenge can also be used as an insult substituting the very popular phrase. "Go kill yourself." Just be lucky your not the lovenge folks!

Example1:
Calvin: "Just hold on were going home!!!"
David: "Calvin please just lovenge yourself while theres still time."
Example 2:

Miley Cyrus: "We Cannntntntntn stttoooooop!!!!"
Kirstie: "Miley, please proceed to the safest oven to commence the lovenge process."

by hjk200 September 25, 2013

Lavender May Avery

Lavender May Avery is a beautiful angel sent from heaven. Her mother Gabriela Gonzalez and her father Jack Avery are so blessed to have her. She is truly a Gift sent from God.💜💜

Lavender May Avery is as beautiful as her mother.💜

by AllSmilesSeavey May 12, 2019

Lavender Juicebox

From Mike and Dave need wedding dates.

Another word for vagina

I will NOT let him touch my lavender juicebox!

by COA5TA July 17, 2016

Lavender Unicorn Syndrome

Lavender Unicorn Syndrome occurs when, instead of using a characters name or a pronoun, you repeatedly use other descriptors for them, such as "the baker," "the ninja," "the dragon."

Common in Fan Fictions, the term spawned from the Friendship is Magic /fic/ board where writers would refer to Twilight Sparkle as "lavender unicorn" rather than using her name to describe when she was doing something.

"As Twilight Sparkle walked into the room, the lavender unicorn lifted the book from her shelf with a wave of her horn."
That's Lavender Unicorn syndrome right there. We have pronouns for a reason, people.

by VannerWriter November 20, 2011

lavender blood

the feeling when you’re body is so mentally and physically exhausted it goes into a dream like state. you may experience nostalgia, flashbacks, hallucinations as well as suicidal thoughts. lavender is being pumped through your veins and the world is seen from a new perspective.
inspo: “lavender blood”- fox academy

“i can’t do this anymore. it feels like i have lavender blood. i cant keep living like this”

by mentally drained January 15, 2021

Lavender May Avery

The beautiful daughter of internet influencer, Gabriela Gonzalez, and pop singer, Jack Avery. She was born on April 22, 2019 (earth day)

“Did you hear about Jack Avery and Gabbie Gonzalez’s daughter?”
“No.. what’s her name?!”
“Lavender May Avery”

by @cute_.wdw._ May 19, 2019

My Lavender

Lavender is the person you met and instantly clicked with. They're the sweetest, most genuine person you've ever laid eyes on. They walked into your life like they had always lived there, being in their presence brings out the best version of yourself.

Hey (insert name) you are my lavender. And I love you for it..

by Bruceinbalz January 13, 2022