love muffin

(Noun) An enormous turd, shit nugget or any other type of fecal matter left behind in a toilet for the next person entering the bathroom to find. (note: usually does not have a smell)

Oh Man!! Big Jim left me a love muffin in the toilet this morning.

by Miley Cyprus April 6, 2009

Love Muffin

only the sweetest souls, not to mention incrEdibly humourous,gifted,juiciest,fascinating, intriguing, FIT,caring,loving, talented nd BEAUTIFUL angels of the earth x

Wow, I love my friends so much. All of them are absolute love muffins.

by solomonnnnn November 26, 2019

Love muffin

Someone being your lover, bit on the side, or just insanely and amazingly gorgeous.

Bethaney Jane Southern the ORIGINAL love muffin.

Or, "I love you, my little LOVE MUFFIN"....

by Bethaney Hannah Scott (: January 26, 2009

Love Muffins

An affectionate term for hips with extra fat, capable of grabbing hold of.
More commonly known as love handles or muffin top

c'mere and let me feel your love muffins, babe.

by K@-x June 27, 2010

Love Muffins

A slang term describing a woman's chest, commonly perky ones.

Her Love Muffins look moist.

by x.O June 22, 2008

St. Louis Love Muffin

When you poop in your lovers bellybutton and smear it all over her belly with your disco stick

Josh gave me a St. Louis Love Muffin last night.

by SusanJensMom January 12, 2021

love handle muffin

This is another phrase that you may say to someone who has fat love handles around their waist that looks like a muffin top.

This phrase can also be said as a loving gesture to your significant other when you are expressing love or intimacy. Such as calling her your honey bunch, sugar plum, sweetie pie, fudgy pudgy cup of pudding, fat rodeo pig, or plumpy dumpy American creampie.

Him: "I love you so much babe! I'm going to hold onto for dear life & grab the shit out of your love handle muffins as I'm riding you like the fat rodeo pig you are!"

Her: "Ily too AGorrila! Yes! Squeeze my love handle muffins! Oink Oink!"

"Frat Rodeo" participant listening in on the other side of the door while waiting for their cue: Man this AGorrila guy comes up with some random funny shit lol

by AGorrila June 22, 2021