Lorne

A dashingly handsome statuesque Swede who perspires an aroma of cherry blossoms, white jasmin and peach. He spends his leisure time resting his penis on pink, nippled pillows. Commonly found in the company of those suffering from Daniella. A powerful aphrodisiac if grated into soup.

I think my roommate is of the Lorne persuasion.. it always smells like cherry blossoms and my pillows are covered in semen.

by emilydaniellalorne November 4, 2008

Lorn

Light porn

Jerome joined the Heart of Jesus Group and downgraded to watching lorn.

by Shifeen Finkle Gucci April 22, 2019

Lorne

A handsome, dashing, SEXY and charming guy who is crazy, funny and outgoing at times but can also be sensitive and caring. He is an athlete and has good sportsmanship. He also wishes he had a cat and a hippo. In other words, a COMPLETE babe!!

Did you see Lorne? what a Babe!

by Squidoo101 August 5, 2012

Lorn

The act of getting lit and horny simultaneously.

Tyler: Yo Rusty what did you do this weekend?
Rusty: Me and some babes shotgunned 4lokos and got dumb lorn.

Tyler: Damn bro sounds wild

by Rusty_Rackz June 15, 2017

Lorne

5.2" Sex Machine

What an immaculately coiffed pretentious assboil! Must be a Lorne.

by steponalego69 June 17, 2015

Lorning

Used when saying good morning while you are yawning.

"*yawn* good loooorninggg" or "*yawn* ' lorning!"

by Sakisobomb March 20, 2017

Lorne

a short fagget, that has no balls...likes to suck penis on his free time. also tries to act ghetto by writing down what the host of B.E.T. say!!! but gets his ass kicked everyday!

what the fuck is that....ohhh its just a lorne!

by fukurself June 12, 2003