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Lord Farquaad 

A guy named Jake that has renamed his name to Lord Farquaad. He has a big booty and long, black chest hair. He is the most sexy beast in all the land. He is an ogre lord who eats onion layers in Shrek's face. Shrek is Jay. Jay is gay. Gay Jay always wants to play. Lord Farquaad is person who kills Shrek's ills with pills then kills Shrek with bills.
Lord Farquaad is Shreks best friend but enemy.
Lord Farquaad by bamljcjm June 18, 2019

Lord Farquad 

A VERY short man in the hit-movie Shrek, who plays the villainous villain of all possible villainy.
Person 1: Wow, I just love the hit-movie "Shrek".
Person 2: Yes, me as well. My favorite character is the zesty Lord Farquad
Lord Farquad by xNightxSkyeX October 23, 2018

Lord Farquaad 

The most beautiful man ever who deserves fiona
damn lord farquaads the best

Lord Farquaad 

The extraordinarily handsome Lord from Shrek 1. Actually besties with shrek just really good at acting and no I am not short thank you very much.
Lord Farquaad is the best character from Shrek

Lord Farquaad 

Omg do you know the character Lord Farquaad

Yeah he’s literally just like Marco
Lord Farquaad by Wowicantdance April 3, 2019

shrek x lord farquad 

man shrek x lord farquad is cool
shrek x lord farquad by reeet101 October 16, 2019