lon-jahy-nuhs; noun: A sexually transmitted disease communicated through fallic penetration of an open stab wound. Orignially referred specifically to the disease transmitted by sexual contact with Jesus' stab wound, the definition has since broadened to encompass contagion acquired by stab fucking anyone.
by Concerned Pastor September 6, 2006
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2) 'LP' used as slang is meant towards how well you drum
2) 'LP' used as slang is meant towards how well you drum
1) My gosh did you see LP go over there? I need to get his autograph!
2) Did you see that, dude??? I just pulled an LP!!
2) Did you see that, dude??? I just pulled an LP!!
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I happened to come across Brian's Longinex in his closet and wrote "big dick exclusive" on it, he didn't even get mad.
by bigdickbrian September 23, 2011
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(2) adj; A penis diease all men want.
(2) adj; A penis diease all men want.
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'No, you will have to wait until next week'
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by ©™ October 15, 2003
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