longinus

lon-jahy-nuhs; noun: A sexually transmitted disease communicated through fallic penetration of an open stab wound. Orignially referred specifically to the disease transmitted by sexual contact with Jesus' stab wound, the definition has since broadened to encompass contagion acquired by stab fucking anyone.

I love Jesus so much I contracted longinus.

by Concerned Pastor September 6, 2006

longineu parsons

1) Otherwise known as 'LP', Longineu is hella hot with his dreads and drumming skills.

2) 'LP' used as slang is meant towards how well you drum

1) My gosh did you see LP go over there? I need to get his autograph!

2) Did you see that, dude??? I just pulled an LP!!

by ryan key's ass March 11, 2005

longinex

Makes you long. Big dick exclusive.

I happened to come across Brian's Longinex in his closet and wrote "big dick exclusive" on it, he didn't even get mad.

by bigdickbrian September 23, 2011

longinius

(1) n; The name of the upgraded Panzersherk on CallOfDuty: World at War

(2) adj; A penis diease all men want.

Girl #1; Did you know? Chris got longinius!
Girl #2; OMG, We should soo ask him to show us!

by boobookittyfudge August 11, 2010

Lance of Longinus

The lance that is drenched in Christ's blood that is able to smite anything.

The Lance of Longinus!

by KLT November 7, 2002

Longing it out

Making a situation more complicated or time-consuming than need be

'Girl, lick my balls tonight'
'No, you will have to wait until next week'
'Damn girl, why are you longing it out for!?'

by ©™ October 15, 2003

Longing out

The act of lying down, particularly focusing on being as long as possible for maximum release and stretch.

"Why are you taking up the whole couch?"
"I'm just Longing out reaaaally hard right now"

by dontpanicKEEPCLAM March 8, 2012