An ALPHA level release of Microsofts next major OS to hit the market around 2006. Dubbed unstable by total clownfucks who think just because it is available to download that it is an usable OS. Also sought after by total noobs who cannot grasp the simplistic fact that nobody is going to host it on http.
Longhorn, rifk!£!$ tbfh is so unstable MIGHT ASWELL USE WINDOWS98SE :P~~~
//(above)example of a complete clown.
//(above)example of a complete clown.
by stat December 17, 2003
To have your anal region completely violated in a "back 40" location in Texas. These southern attacks usually involve Midwestern Yankee business men who truly believe the Civil war is over.
Upon returning from a business trip to Texas, my roommate Steve was walking very bull-legged. I asked him, "What the hell happened to you?" He said, "While under the spell of a southern girl's accent, her brothers took me out to the back 40 and Longhorned me!" "Damn Steve, I told you not to mess with Texas!"
by Barbicakes June 20, 2008
by Geris February 21, 2004
The mascot/students of the University of Texas. While they are intelligent, they tend to be quite obnoxious and get great pleasure from insulting other colleges, particularly Texas A&M and OU.
by Matt May 24, 2004
The University of Texas at Austin football team that won the 2006 National Championships against USC.
by Jen in Austin January 09, 2006
Microsoft named the Vista project "longhorn" after Bill Gates -during one of his usual weekly brain trust board meetings with the Forces of Evil- proclaimed:
*pounds fist on table accidentally sending Rupert Murdock down a shoot filled with flame and snakes*
"I want something akin to having a longhorn bull shove it's horn far up their (consumers) ass!!!"
They then had a good chuckle before feasting on the innards of new borne babes.
*pounds fist on table accidentally sending Rupert Murdock down a shoot filled with flame and snakes*
"I want something akin to having a longhorn bull shove it's horn far up their (consumers) ass!!!"
They then had a good chuckle before feasting on the innards of new borne babes.
by Lig Na Baste June 19, 2008
Longhorn Chewing Tobacco
by Khayos_Dalv January 29, 2010