longhorn

the school who's football team cant beat the SOONERS!

Jethro,We shouldnt even watch this game because the SOONERS are gonna kick our ass again for the 4th straight year!

by SoonerClassOf'96 July 29, 2003

longhorn

The longhorn beetle is a parasite that has been infesting the United States since 1997, destroying the nation's trees and parks.

It is also a fitting name for a Windows OS.

by Raccoon June 13, 2005

longhorn

When you get with a hot chic that you know you will never get the chance to ever get with again, You throw one in the pink and one in the stink with your index and pinky fingers. (Like the "Shocker")

I longhorned the shit out of Abbott's mom last night she is a total MILF.

by Aaron Schrum May 5, 2003

Longhorn

The update to Windows XP/2000.
Seems like a good version of windows, until you see the roadmap... Microsoft plan to launch a SP... shows how much faith they have in Windows.

The 2 main problems we meet with longhorn
1) Its gona get so many virus'... your fucked
2) you will need a new computer to run it, because todays 'mid-range' PCs arnt powerfull enough to run it.

LH CD cost in 2006 : £200+
LH CD cost in 2010 : £50

by the1bigboy March 22, 2005

longhorn

An ALPHA level release of Microsofts next major OS to hit the market around 2006. Dubbed unstable by total clownfucks who think just because it is available to download that it is an usable OS. Also sought after by total noobs who cannot grasp the simplistic fact that nobody is going to host it on http.

Longhorn, rifk!£!$ tbfh is so unstable MIGHT ASWELL USE WINDOWS98SE :P~~~

//(above)example of a complete clown.

by stat December 17, 2003

Longhorn

The biggest pussy yiu will ever mean he has long hair and like dudes

Longhorn likes tk steal gis dads dip

by chaz ham johnson December 21, 2018

Longhorn

Unicorn genitalia

I’m not afraid of getting spiked by a unicorn horn but get away from that longhorn.

by Randypnr December 11, 2019