longface

the act of having an actual long face
looking completely sad
term of endearment

Girl: Why the longface, glue stick?

by phil` December 11, 2007

lofasz

horsedick in hungarian

used as a strong word to decribe something/ also used as an insult.
ex. Lofasz i forgot to bring my wallet. or
lofasz a segedben, meaning horsedick in your ass

by zed4u July 17, 2007

Longaphie

A man with outstanding genitals.
to be with or near a Longaphie is considered a blessing in most civilized religions.Or can mean to get screwed very hard, to the point of utter exhaustion.

-did you see that guy, his dick was almost a foot long, definetly a Longaphie.
-that guy i went out with last night was a longaphie, so naturally i couldnt walk in the morning, he Longaphie'd me.

by the hot womens union December 22, 2008

dalla-longa

A chubby mean Canadian.

Oh that guy is just being a f---ing Dalla-Longa.
What's that?

Basically a douchey Canadian.

by ChubbsCanucken February 27, 2015

Longabear

A television show that was initially scripted as a parody of Winnie the Pooh. Unlike that series, however, Longabear is not animated. The central character, Tuey Longa, is a timid nebbish of a bear who depends largely on his closest friend, Tiger Panther, for guidance. Tiger's relationship with Tuey, however, is largely predatory, as he frequently subjects Tuey to forcible anal sex. Tuey's exact feelings on the subject are unclear, for while he does complain about Tiger's actions, he nevertheless maintains a close friendship with him, perhaps implying a certain degree of complicity. Tiger, who is domineering and speaks in ebonics, is a foil to Tuey, who is cautious and soft-spoken.

At some point it was decided that the series would not take the form of a parody of the popular children's show, and so the two main characters, a bear and his best friend who is a tiger, are the only remnant of that original intent. All other characters except Tuey's arch-rival Muy Wronga (a play on words combining the Spanish word, "muy," meaning "very," and, "wronga," an apparently Latinized form of the word, "wrong") are portrayed by the same actor, and it is unclear whether this is supposed to simply be one character who frequently changes occupations.

I watched Longabear last night for the first time. It was pretty fucked up. Honestly I only watched out of morbid curiosity.

by Tuey Longa August 6, 2009

LONFOG

LONFOG, acronym or abreviation for Land Of No Fireworks Or Guns. Basically, this is another name or nickname for New Jersey, a state which bans all consumer fireworks and severely hinders its populace from exercising the second amendment.

Tim-Oh fuck man, I gotta live in LONFOG
Jim-Yeah man its a real shame you have to live in New Jersey. You cannot get fireworks or guns.

Damn this stupid state, I cannot get a gun for self defense or fireworks to celebrate 4th of July. I wish I could move out of LONFOG

by LONFOG April 8, 2010

longaevi

Another term for faeries or longlivers. The third rational species distinct from angels and men, sometimes said to be demoted angels as they would not fight during the great war between Lucifer and God.

The ideas of their being are discussed by both C.S.Lewis and J.R.R.Tolkien.

Longaevi are those such as fairies, nymphs, gnomes, satyrs and other such creatures.

by longaevi December 31, 2011