Loneser

Nounadj.
Combination of a loner and a loser. Reason being because being alone and detached from many people for unknown reasons makes them feel like a loser.

No one wants to talk to me! Not even my so called best friends. Ugh...I feel like such a loneser.

by Teaganor June 29, 2008

loney

A term for vagina, particularly prevalent in the panhandle area of Florida, usually in conjunction with "mended", which means "to engage in vigorous, violent sexual intercourse with".

I've definitely mended your mom's loney.

by Kevin's Mother January 26, 2011

lonered

its wat u call sum1 wen theyre all by themselves

"hey cum with me 2 the shops i dont wanna be lonered"

by AUSSIE88CHIK April 24, 2006

Sara Loney

SHORT, Sara Loney is someone who is so short you can barely see her. Don't get her confused for a beetle, She might attack you with no remorse but is still awesome.

Woah man stop that's just Sara Loney not a beetle
Let's hang out with Sara Loney, hope we can find her though

by LINKDROWNED November 17, 2017

Loney

1. Loney (v): To disgrace a football field/ mock the game of football as a legitimate sport...

2. To embarrass the human race as an intelligent species

3. To be the ABSOLUTE worst at something, no questions asked

1. What the hell kind of play was that?! He totally loneyed it!

2. Do me a favor... please don't loney this one.

3. Jesus hes a disgrace. He's the loney of the medical profession.

by Mike Martinez September 18, 2005

Loneyislander

A person whose only ambition in life is to memorize all the words in the songs "Jizz in My Pants" and "I'm On a Boat", and to recite the words to everyone they know.

Jim is such a LONEYISLANDER. He's going aroind and telling everybody that he's on an boat jizzing in his pants.

by holyrockerred June 10, 2009

Sara loney

SHORT

Look at them they are so Sara Loney

by Linkdrowned989 April 20, 2018