What you call somebody when they are just "lying to kick it". Basically fabricating a story for no other reason but to sound "cool"
P1: Brian told me that last night he was in a high speed chase with the police...totally got away though!
P2: That fool was at my house last night, crying cause he broke up with his girlfriend
P1: What a Ryan Lochte!
P2: That fool was at my house last night, crying cause he broke up with his girlfriend
P1: What a Ryan Lochte!
by Mellow D August 18, 2016
Get the ryan lochte mug.A mythical creature said to live in a lake in Scotland. Keeps trying to get $3.50 from Chef's parents. Once dressed up as a Girl Scout to achieve said goal.
by J. Hasak October 14, 2003
Get the loch ness monster mug.1. Literally; n., a pin or keeper, placed through or around an axle, that prevents a wheel from slipping off of its axle.
2. Slang; n., Any part or person that is so vital to something that if it went missing, the whole thing would fall apart.
2. Slang; n., Any part or person that is so vital to something that if it went missing, the whole thing would fall apart.
1. You have to pull the linchpin to adjust the bearings.
2. Someone has to take the snap, so the quarterback is the football offensive team's linchpin.
2. Someone has to take the snap, so the quarterback is the football offensive team's linchpin.
by Downstrike December 28, 2005
Get the linchpin mug.A person with the intelligence of a deity, the strength of an ox, and a psionic capability of a mind flayer. They are far superior to everyone around them and deserve to be treated with respect.
by cool i guess June 8, 2018
Get the Lochlann mug.A middle school located in Towson, Maryland. The majority of the students are black, and more females attend the school than males. It has four magnets, all of which take no talent to get into. Most of the teachers are annoying and fake, though if you don't piss them off they can be super tight with you. There are LITERALLY fights once a week at minimum. If you walk in the hallway while classes are in session, you will most likely see ghetto girls twerking and making music videos on their phones or dumb ass boys talking so incoherently that it is no longer english. Between classes, you'll always get bumped into in the halls by some weirdo doing the Naruto run or have someone try to break your ankles by cutting in front of you. The school has a few cliques: the weirdos who eat grass and pick their noses, the edgy teens who wear black lipstick, the nerds who dress up like furries and draw pictures of anime characters, the cocky boys who think they're cool because they made a good rebound in PE the class before, and the ghetto ass girls who snap at each other and have nails so long they could stab someone with them, and the norms who just wanna get their three years over with and leave. The school has a lot of fucked up flaws, but don't worry. If you're about to or currently attend LRTA, you'll learn how to survive in the school in no time and come out being the most street wise freshman. If you do it right, you'll make friends who will make your years at Loch Raven memorable.
Scenario 1:
Sarah: "OMG THERE WAS A FIGHT AT MY SCHOOL TODAY!"
Sharkisha: "A fight? Pfft, who gives a shit? Those happen all the time at my school girl!"
Sarah: "Oh, you must go to Loch Raven Technical Academy then..."
Scenario 2:
Teacher: "Everyone flip to page 328."
Daquan: "EVERYBODY SAY SAUSAGE KEEP IT GOIN'-"
Teacher: "You're staying here for lunch, mister."
Sarah: "OMG THERE WAS A FIGHT AT MY SCHOOL TODAY!"
Sharkisha: "A fight? Pfft, who gives a shit? Those happen all the time at my school girl!"
Sarah: "Oh, you must go to Loch Raven Technical Academy then..."
Scenario 2:
Teacher: "Everyone flip to page 328."
Daquan: "EVERYBODY SAY SAUSAGE KEEP IT GOIN'-"
Teacher: "You're staying here for lunch, mister."
by Melly_Jelly July 13, 2017
Get the Loch Raven Technical Academy mug.(n) A friend that a friend of yours always talks about, but you never actually get to see them in real life.
In many cases your friend will have pictures of themselves with the loch ness friend. Others will have reported seeing the loch ness friend at various locations.
Your friend will arrange for drinks or dinner with the loch ness friend, and the loch ness friend will never show.
In many cases your friend will have pictures of themselves with the loch ness friend. Others will have reported seeing the loch ness friend at various locations.
Your friend will arrange for drinks or dinner with the loch ness friend, and the loch ness friend will never show.
Yeah, Scott invited Missy to our housewarming party and several other events and each time she has not shown. I STILL haven't met her. She is the loch ness friend.
by All4Us December 19, 2008
Get the loch ness friend mug."Bro u got so Lonched last night", "yeah Giselle just broke my heart im just gonna go home and Lonch myself"
by b0ki January 11, 2020
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