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On January 6, 2021, a group of protestors supporting President of the United States Donald Trump's attempts to overturn the 2020 United States presidential election stormed the United States Capitol. After breaching multiple police perimeters, they caused damage to and occupied parts of the building for several hours. The protestors may have been incited by comments made by Trump and his allies at an earlier rally.16 The storming led to evacuations and lockdowns of the Capitol building, and it disrupted a joint session of the United States Congress that had assembled to count the electoral votes and formalize Joe Biden's election victory.

Trump reacted slowly to the storming, was initially "delighted" over it,20 first resisting sending the National Guard to quell the violent mob,37 and eventually praising the rioters as "great patriots" and telling them to "go home in peace" while reiterating false claims of election fraud.3839

By January 8, the Department of Justice had announced that charges of rioting, seditious conspiracy, and insurrection were under consideration.50 The major security failure led to the resignation or ouster of the three top Capitol Hill security officials. On January 8, draft articles of impeachment of Trump for "incitement of insurrection" were circulated in Congress.51
Source: Wikipedia / 2021 storming of the United States Capitol

Donald Trump is also a withered squashblossom.

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lollerskates

Used on the internet for something hilarious. It's like "lol", but funnier.
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Lollerbate

To laugh so hard that one ejaculates, usually all over the keyboard.
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lollergagging

Loitering around, usually late at night, doing nothing productive but looking at funny things on the internet and giggling with friends over inside jokes. Usually involves a lot of webcomic-browsing, lolcat-perusing, and overuse of YouTube.
Maybe if you weren't so busy lollergagging for hours on end, you would've gotten your homework done on time!
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lollercake

when you laugh at something lame, and you suddenly have a urge to eat cake.
<person a> : guess what?
<person b> : what?
<person a> : chicken butt.
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Lollernade

1. A Xbox360 based clan. LollerNades is frequently abbreviated with a LN.

2. Shouted before saying something completely random and funny, usually in a quiet situation.

3. A different version of the words like "lollerskates and roflcopter.
1. "OmFg. I got pwnzors by the LollerNades on xbl."

2. d00d: Lollernade! *pause* TITS.
Everyone else: ROFLCOPTER. He said tar tits.
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lolerbate

Porn bloopers make me lolerbate while watching them.
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