Lolicide

A multipurpose portmanteau of "LOL" and "genocide" that can be used as a whimsical substitution for any text-based expression of mirth, humor, or emoted laughter.

Can also be used to convey dismay at any grotesque and/or horrifying reality or occurrence.

Denver: Did you read the news?

David: No, what's up?

Denver: The RCMP tasered another dude to death and got caught on video.

David: LOLICIDE

by Joe McGoat November 20, 2009

loliliberator

Its the guy who liberates us from all governments that prevents us from watching loli.

Loliliberator uploads loads, loads and loads of loli to assure us there is plenty left when WW3 arrives.

Loliliberator fights the governments to make loli legal.

Loliliberator is the 1337 lolli uploader in the world!

by Mortification7 January 29, 2009

lolitis

A condition mainly affecting young people from the age of 10 to 16, particularly in females who spend too much time in chat rooms or IMing programs. When afflicted, the persons fingers will spasm, continuously tapping the letter l, o, and l once more, even if the situation is not even remotely funny. As of now, the only hope is that the afflicted will either grow out of it or develop a brain.

That girl is impossible to talk to over the internet, she has lolitis.

by Stymied January 1, 2008

Lolipilled

An individual who is BASED and has come to the realization that anime lolis, are in fact, superior over any other being. These individuals are aware of the superiority of flat and small chests and typically either lewd loli's or protect them at all costs. These BASED individuals despise those who are 3D and are disgusted at the sight of large breasts.

Low IQ : "Liking loli's makes you a pedo"
Lolipilled individual: "no i'm BASED AND LOLIPILLED"

by Lolipiller December 5, 2020

LOLitism

Pronounced (lawl-a-tis-em)
An mental condition caused by a person spending too much time on the internet or texting causing them to say "LOL" aloud.

Person 1: Now it says to insert rod A into slot connector B.
Person 2: That's what she said!
Person 1: LOL.
Person 2: Did you just say LOL? Oh my god! My best friend has LOLitism!

by ExoKiller4 June 2, 2009

Lolii

Always Positive thing to be

1) An Irish girl who would be one of the sweetest people you are likely to meet, but has red hair, so she can be fiery when she needs to be!

2) A girl who has an unhealthy fixation with shoes, just one of many obsessions, but each obsession is just another reason to love her.

3)A girl who will cheer up her best friend by making him/her appriciate the simple things in life, eg tea, and by listening to him/her rant about members of the opposite sex, and therefore, they would be lost without her.

verb- To Lolii, Making wierd noises when one is overly happy and/or annoyed

1)"My god she's so nice but when you annoy her she goes nuts, what a Lolii"

2)"She gets more excited about the shoes she's going to wear than anything else when she's going out, she's Loli"

3)"my best mate listened to me moan about that arsehole for hours, she's Lolii, I'd be lost without her"

4)"I'm so excited,, Nrrrhhaahhheeeee, oops, lolii'ed"

by XxclairebearXx February 6, 2009

Lolified

When a Anime/manga author gives one of their characters a small girl characteristics to attract certain kind of people.

"There's a girl i saw in the Anime that's 20 but she looks like she's 6 how is that possible!?"
She was Lolified~

by An Icehole February 25, 2020