Lolocaust

A joke you shouldn't laugh at, but you do anyway.

Mary: What's the difference between a pizza and a jew?

Elizabeth: What is?

Mary: A pizza doesn't scream in the oven...

Elizabeth: LOLOCAUST

by nyawww February 26, 2011

lolacaust

It's so funny it's a veritable lolacaust. Like, Hitler killed thousands of people because of this joke. This is the best joke ever.

Oh my fucking god, that's the funniest thing I've ever heard! It's a lolacaust!

by Raventhon January 15, 2004

lolcaust

A hilarious tragedy. Commonly used by pedophilic lifeguards who prey on younger women.

"I just saw a busload of children fall off a cliff!"
"LOLCAUST!"

by annit116 and jordiexpants May 18, 2008

logicunt

One who provides explanation or cautionary advice, often with pleasure or smugness, which is initially seen seen as a downer or negative, but upon further reflection by the recipient is realized to be frustratingly logical.

I found a pill under the bed in my hotel room. I looked it up and it was a pain killer narcotic. When I asked my friend if I should take it, she ruined all the fun by pointing out the risk of ingesting a pill of unknown origin. What a logicunt!

by StylePolice September 10, 2019

lolacaust

The laugh that killed 6 million jews

Man: ... so i said to the waitor, get me out of this wet clothes and into a dry martini!
Jews: *flop*
Man: OH NO! all 6 million of my jewish friends just died! The lolacaust has started!

by choobang October 21, 2007

lolocaust denier

A person who denies the hilarity of a given joke; one who bums the joy.

Larry was such a lolocaust denier. He didn't even crack a smile at that joke!

by Machu505 August 11, 2009

Lolocaust

A satire, most commonly on 'Loldozer' or 'Roflcopter'. As opposed to 'My Roflcoper goes swa swa swa', one may put forth 'My Lolocaust goes swa, swa, swastika'.

Furthermore, a lot of people died in the Holocaust.

"My Lolocaust goes Swa, swa. swastika'

by Zach Powers October 9, 2006