by Captain Lollar May 2, 2015
Get the Lollaring mug.Sarcastic; satirical way of taking the mick out of someone ((by adding it into your sentence)) who uses copious amounts of text talk and or who says frighteningly obvious things esp. on messageboards/chatrooms/msn. See ZOMG
gr8m872: OMFG!!!!! me n mi m8s wr at the cncrt lzt nite nd it ttlly r0cked. Wt a mint - brb!!! <3
Random person: ZOMFG!!!!!!1111oneoneoneeleven U went 2 c da show???? lolly lolzars BBQ!!
gr8m872: Stfu l0ser
Random person: O rly?
Random person: ZOMFG!!!!!!1111oneoneoneeleven U went 2 c da show???? lolly lolzars BBQ!!
gr8m872: Stfu l0ser
Random person: O rly?
by Rebecca Rocker December 13, 2006
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Get the lolarious mug.by TeddyBear9 October 5, 2010
Get the Lolar mug.Yet another word derived by combining the abbreviation for 'Laughing out Loud,' lol, with another word that has an 'a' sound somewhere in it (by appending that word from the 'a' sound on to the end of the 'lol'). There is little difference in meaning amongst such words, but lollaraptor is definitely the funniest, as its namesake, the velociraptor, has such gay, gimpy little arms.
<Dr.Ichinose> Wtf did you see that newb out there trying to rail jump? lollacopter. Dude should just hang it up.
<Shivers> I told him it kicks so he should use it for 'mini' jumps ahahah lollaraptor
<all> Aahahahah lollaraptor is so much funnier than lollacopter! Because of the gay, gimpy little arms!
<Shivers> I told him it kicks so he should use it for 'mini' jumps ahahah lollaraptor
<all> Aahahahah lollaraptor is so much funnier than lollacopter! Because of the gay, gimpy little arms!
by Tehaxer October 10, 2006
Get the lollaraptor mug.The 'Lollar' is a form of internet currency formed in 2002 by several internet forumers.
In comparison to the American Dollar, the Lollar (£) is its virtual equivalent, except that instead of a federal reserve with interest rate control powers, the laughter of the internet controls the value of the Lollar.
The currency is broken down very similar to its American non-virtual counterpart:
"Lol" is £0.01
"Lolcrumpet" is £0.05
"Lolcookie" is £0.10
"Lolmuffin" is £0.25
"Loldoughnut" is £0.50
"Lollar" is £1.00
"Lollarscone" is £5.00
"Lollarbagel" is £10.00
"Lollarbiscuit" is £20.00
"Lollarwaffle" is £50.00
"Lollarcaek" is £100.00 --which can either be a single 'note', or 100 'Lollars' in a single "caek" or stack.
"Lollarpancaek" is £500.00
"Lollarpropercaek " is £1000.00
Alternatively, there is also the "Kek". Unfortunately, "Keks" are valued similar to the Japanese Yen, and those have no pre-names. You simply have 1003 "Keks" instead of Lollarpropercake three Lollars.
Laughter is the very currency the internet thrives by. We're technically all very wealthy. Except for Emo kids. Their internet currency, the "Moan"(m s/w), is always in a depression.
The matter of the entire currency being named primarily after forms of breakfast pastries or those used for treats and/or tea times is simply an extra statement that the internet is indeed full of overweight nerdy men with no lives who love to stuff their faces with sugary goodness as their pimples explode onto their keyboards whilst they play popular online MMORPGS.
Also, for every man or woman who dies while playing an online video game, the overall power and value of the Lollar increases nearly exponentially.
If major pornography networks were to be taken offline, the Lollar would plummet in value overnight and an internet depression would start, sparking riots and supernatural occurrences of yards cutting themselves as well as giant boxy glasses and people walking directly into walls because they cannont see due to emo hair.
In comparison to the American Dollar, the Lollar (£) is its virtual equivalent, except that instead of a federal reserve with interest rate control powers, the laughter of the internet controls the value of the Lollar.
The currency is broken down very similar to its American non-virtual counterpart:
"Lol" is £0.01
"Lolcrumpet" is £0.05
"Lolcookie" is £0.10
"Lolmuffin" is £0.25
"Loldoughnut" is £0.50
"Lollar" is £1.00
"Lollarscone" is £5.00
"Lollarbagel" is £10.00
"Lollarbiscuit" is £20.00
"Lollarwaffle" is £50.00
"Lollarcaek" is £100.00 --which can either be a single 'note', or 100 'Lollars' in a single "caek" or stack.
"Lollarpancaek" is £500.00
"Lollarpropercaek " is £1000.00
Alternatively, there is also the "Kek". Unfortunately, "Keks" are valued similar to the Japanese Yen, and those have no pre-names. You simply have 1003 "Keks" instead of Lollarpropercake three Lollars.
Laughter is the very currency the internet thrives by. We're technically all very wealthy. Except for Emo kids. Their internet currency, the "Moan"(m s/w), is always in a depression.
The matter of the entire currency being named primarily after forms of breakfast pastries or those used for treats and/or tea times is simply an extra statement that the internet is indeed full of overweight nerdy men with no lives who love to stuff their faces with sugary goodness as their pimples explode onto their keyboards whilst they play popular online MMORPGS.
Also, for every man or woman who dies while playing an online video game, the overall power and value of the Lollar increases nearly exponentially.
If major pornography networks were to be taken offline, the Lollar would plummet in value overnight and an internet depression would start, sparking riots and supernatural occurrences of yards cutting themselves as well as giant boxy glasses and people walking directly into walls because they cannont see due to emo hair.
"You owe me a Lollar (£)"
"Lol"
"I'm not joking, you think a single Lol is going to get me off your back? You owe me a hundred lols, or I break your ankle and you owe me a Lollarcaek."
"Fine... here.... lollollollollollollollollollollollollol
lollollollollollollollollollollollollol
lollollollollollollollollollollollollol
lollollollollollollollollollollollollol
lollollollollollollollollollollollollol
lollollollollollollollollollollollollol
lollollollollollollollollollollollollol
lollollollollollollollol"
"Finally. Jeez, did you HAVE to give it all to me in change?"
";_;, now all I have is a couple of Moans."
"Lol"
"I'm not joking, you think a single Lol is going to get me off your back? You owe me a hundred lols, or I break your ankle and you owe me a Lollarcaek."
"Fine... here.... lollollollollollollollollollollollollol
lollollollollollollollollollollollollol
lollollollollollollollollollollollollol
lollollollollollollollollollollollollol
lollollollollollollollollollollollollol
lollollollollollollollollollollollollol
lollollollollollollollollollollollollol
lollollollollollollollol"
"Finally. Jeez, did you HAVE to give it all to me in change?"
";_;, now all I have is a couple of Moans."
by Leuthesius October 13, 2007
Get the Lollar (£) mug.Not to be confused with "Lolita" "Loila" or "Lola" this particular species of human is one of a kind.
Lolia is a name meaning star which makes sense because Lolias get shit done. Extremely ambitious and driven they can be a very magnetic personality to encounter, though just beneath the surface of that intensity is a very warm, thoughtful, kind, and even doting personality. Lolias love love and dole it out in large heaps around them to all living creatures.
Lolias are very creative and are known for their expansiveness- often pivoting careers, locations, and styles at will but thriving at whatever they decide to set their mind to. Be careful not to piss them off though. Lolias have a long memory and are fearless when it comes to protecting themselves and those they love.
Lolias are also very beautiful and have a penchant for glamour. They have been known to love a flare legged pant. Whatever the style, a Lolia's primary known characteristic is that they are absolutely unforgettable.
Lolia is a name meaning star which makes sense because Lolias get shit done. Extremely ambitious and driven they can be a very magnetic personality to encounter, though just beneath the surface of that intensity is a very warm, thoughtful, kind, and even doting personality. Lolias love love and dole it out in large heaps around them to all living creatures.
Lolias are very creative and are known for their expansiveness- often pivoting careers, locations, and styles at will but thriving at whatever they decide to set their mind to. Be careful not to piss them off though. Lolias have a long memory and are fearless when it comes to protecting themselves and those they love.
Lolias are also very beautiful and have a penchant for glamour. They have been known to love a flare legged pant. Whatever the style, a Lolia's primary known characteristic is that they are absolutely unforgettable.
I'm so lucky to have Lolia in my life.
by opeace15 February 12, 2022
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