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lolocd

A symptom of Obsessive Compulsive Disorder (OCD) where one uses the popular acronym, "lol" repeatedly at the end of every sentence, no matter what the circumstances are of the conversation.

When one has lolocd, their friends are mostly okay with the fact that they use "lol" after every sentence, though new people are often not.
Example 1: (over instant messaging)

Billy: Hey John, I've got some bad news. My grandmother died. She was with us for so long.

John: Oh man, I'm so sorry John I hope you feel better. My thoughts go out to you and your family. It's so sad that she died. lol

Example 2: (over instant messaging)

Courtney: OMFG Amanda!!!! I just got expelled wtf? I love that school and just because of my grades I can't go there anymore?!?!?!

Amanda: lol

Courtney goes offline

The people above have lolocd...................lol
by stephenzacko January 5, 2011
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Lolocaust

The mass banning of furries on an online community.

This is the final solution to controlling an extremely severe infection of furry deviants where it is not wanted, asked for or even remotely implied that said platform is a place to exercise such debauchery.

This tactic was first concocted by the site Fuhrer (Lowtax) on Something Awful to tackle the furry problem. The "Furry Concentration Camp"(FCC) was created as a sewer to get the furries out of the other forums. All that used the FCC was given a "Yiff" star on their profile, and all with this star was quarantined. Eventually, FCC was shut down, and all its users were banned. This came to be known as the "Comedy Lolocaust".

4chan was also suffering from a similar problem on the /b/ board, so they took note of the successful execution of this answer to the furry question. The /fur/ board was created, then deleted, with all that posted in the board being banned. This came to be known as "April Furs Day" (Comedy Lolocaust, electric boogaloo).

How to answer the furry question.

1. Make a subforum/board dedicated to the furries.

2. Let them know that you have just set up a new camp where they can do as they please.
3. Wait a few days to make sure most of the undesirables are where they belong, using force (ban) if required.
4. Turn the gas to 6 and set to auto cook till not a single sole is left in the camp.

Congratulations, you have just executed a flawless Lolocaust.
Moderator: All these damn furries won't stop posting!

Admin: Just made a furry channel, We can round them up and ban them all.
Moderator: Hell yeah! Let the Lolocaust begin!
by Pseudonymity0000 November 7, 2017
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lollocaust

A word derived from the term lol and the holocaust. It hints that you are making them laugh so hard that 7 million jews are dying while it happens.
"Dude Judy got a roffle last night!"
"Lollocaust."
by Brenden Barton May 22, 2005
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Lolocoaster

When finding something so amusing that the sensation of being on a rollercoaster is achieved.

Founded in 1863 by William Shakespeare.
Noob: DUDE, your penis is bigger then mine!

Froob: LOLOCOASTER!
by Ginalaaahh July 23, 2009
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Lollocks

"The fact that you said that you transformed into a muffin last night after eating a satsuma is absolute lollocks.
by Mac Gatterton January 2, 2004
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Lollockpop

Lollockpops are large vertical water recepticles that can be found littered across the urban pockets of Bahrain. They visually resemble lollypop sticks with a bollock on top.....lollockpop.
"Oh my God... look at the size of those Lollockpops!"
by P Rimmer April 22, 2007
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lolcock

A LOLcock is a laugh-out-loud worthy penis; it can be judged so based on it's size (diminutive or outsized), its appearance (most any tattoo would count) the hilarious predicament it's been placed in (with a hat, perhaps).
Dude, that bib totally makes your junk a LOLcock.
by kitschpig May 28, 2009
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