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Lohanned

To consume drugs or alcohol to such an extent that there is a legitimate danger of losing one's driver's license, undergarments and stomach contents all on the same night. Naturally, this term is derived from Lindsay Lohan's standard Monday night itinerary.
"Hey, I just got paid. Let's go down to the Sunset Strip and get completely Lohanned!"
by Paul-Pierre Smalls December 9, 2008
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Lohman

A resentful, grudge holding, woman hating man who seeks power because of the way his mother treated him when he was young.
Or because he has a pathalogical belief that women have an easy advantage in life that men need to control and punish them for it.
Many are bed wetters or wake up at night and pee in the corner of their bedroom. Common characteristics; teeth grinding, squinting and leering,over the shoulder disdainful glares as if he has the authority to judge you, chin rubbing as if thinking of ways to get even, odd low sense of cleanliness, frequents prostitutes, thinks guns make him powerful. Has a strange fascination with bodily fluids and feces.
When Lohman was a baby his mommy thought he was so cute she dressed him in girls cloths for a while. When he got older he never forgot this and felt like killing his mother.
He thought beating on girls and throwing rocks at them was funny.

Girl 1: "Hey that guy down the street is really cute should I ask him out?"
Gal 2: "You better stay far away from that guy he is a Lohman."
by BlondeBabies February 14, 2009
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Rylan lohman

The man who acts all cool and manly, but is really a wet vagina in real life.
Rylan Lohman is a damn pussy.
by Saltypat October 10, 2019
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Biff Lohman

A mixed drink commonly consumed on Cape Cod. It includes vodka, club soda, orange juice, cranberry juice, grenadene, etc.
Keith: "Go mix up some Biff Lohman's."
Michael: "You got it."
Keith: "Pimp this Biff Lohman is strong!"
by Olcini October 18, 2008
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lehmanned

Kuniva got lehmanned by thee great Eighte
Kuniva got lehmanned by thee great 8eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
by Eighte April 26, 2004
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lohman

another way of saying "nigger" or "negro" racially aggressive slang.
Yo homie, you see that lohman over there?
by Dustin Brousseau January 4, 2008
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Lehmann

A colourful boy who likes to talk about pen island all day long and likes to hide under sheets sucking his "thumb".
"OMG, that Jake kid has turned into such a lehmann".
by that mexican kid. November 13, 2010
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