Cloggerhead Hurdle

Stealthy and rapidly exiting a public restroom after plugging the toilet with a massive B.M.

Although I feel badly for the janitor, I had no choice but to cloggerhead hurdle out of the Macy's restroom, as there was no plunger available.

by Hugh Jerrickson October 26, 2011

cloggerhead turtle

fecal matter that feels as if it is coming out of the anus and, when released, severely clogs a toilet.

Sam Excuse me sir, but i just pushed out a cloggerhead turtle in there...you're gonna need to get a plunger.

Middle school janitor You little bastard.

by Randall Zinchowski September 11, 2010

looserhead

A big looser!

Gosh, Gina is such a looserhead!

by Kayla January 8, 2004

loggerheadlogan

Someone who is a stupid bitch that gets no bitches

This kid is like loggerheadlogan istg

by the mannn 5 August 2, 2023