by shlicker December 6, 2024
Get the lockjaw mug.Betsie Ross bit her lip and showed a hint of a smile as General Washington removed his wooden teeth and clamped them down on her nipples. The Lockjaw Treatment was something Martha just didn't understand.
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by Gimpler June 1, 2010
Get the Tighter than a clam with lockjaw mug.Marsy enjoyed his Moons Over My-Hammy at Denny's, but was more excited about his to-go order of flapjacks and the impending Hingham Lockjaw he was about to experience.
by Papa Wheelie November 12, 2012
Get the Hingham Lockjaw mug.Affected tone of voice commonly heard in Locust Valley , New York by wealthy residents of the community. They speak
with little movement of their lower jaw.
Katherine Hepburn in a bad mood, or Jim Backus on Gilligans Island display some traits of this speech pattern.
with little movement of their lower jaw.
Katherine Hepburn in a bad mood, or Jim Backus on Gilligans Island display some traits of this speech pattern.
Mimi, have you seen the keys to the Bently? I thought I might nip over to Piping for a spot of Golf.
by Jim January 24, 2004
Get the locust Valley lockjaw mug.When a grandmother-like figure takes out her dentures and gives a man head, sliding his cock between her gums. Upon the mans cumming, the granny puts her dentures back in and bites off his dick.
Steve: Dude, Mike, your grandma Phyllis gave me the granny lockjaw last night.
Mike: I'm sorry man, I always knew she was senile...
Mike: I'm sorry man, I always knew she was senile...
by Eric Big Cock Graack July 3, 2011
Get the Granny Lockjaw mug.When you are horny and want to have sex but your vagina "slams shut". Your sexual partner can't fit anything maybe a finger in there.
Referring to lockjaw, of when you use alot of cocaine and your jaw will slam shut without you doing so.
Referring to lockjaw, of when you use alot of cocaine and your jaw will slam shut without you doing so.
"Babe why is your vagina so tight I thought you wanted sex? I can barely fit my finger in there"
"Looks like I'm having a case of vaginal lockjaw"
"Looks like I'm having a case of vaginal lockjaw"
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