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Lockjawed 

-The turtle from an episode of Hey Arnold who gets verbally and physically harassed by the students of ps. 118, who go on a class trip to the aquarium.

To be lockjawed is when you are being verbally or physically harassed,insulted,etc.
*girl walks past group of kids
"ewwwwwwww"-group of kids.

boy- you're really ugly
girl-...did I just get lockjawed?
Lockjawed by mhmgurl123 March 27, 2010
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Tighter than a clam with lockjaw 

This motor is locked up tighter than a clam with lockjaw
1. A side-effect of chronic cocaine use, causing your mouth to clamp stuck.

2. A girls mouth getting locked open after giving a blow job for an extended time.
"I took way to much coke and now I have lockjaw"

Guy #1 "Aye bro I gave Jessica and Tammy lockjaw last night"
Guy #2 "Damn son"
Lockjaw by Veni Vedi Veci September 7, 2016

Hingham Lockjaw 

Giving a blowjob to a dude behind Denny's with a mouthfull of silver dollar pancakes.
Marsy enjoyed his Moons Over My-Hammy at Denny's, but was more excited about his to-go order of flapjacks and the impending Hingham Lockjaw he was about to experience.
Hingham Lockjaw by Papa Wheelie November 12, 2012

locust Valley lockjaw

Affected tone of voice commonly heard in Locust Valley , New York by wealthy residents of the community. They speak
with little movement of their lower jaw.
Katherine Hepburn in a bad mood, or Jim Backus on Gilligans Island display some traits of this speech pattern.
Mimi, have you seen the keys to the Bently? I thought I might nip over to Piping for a spot of Golf.
locust Valley lockjaw by Jim January 24, 2004
The act of interrupting a conversation and interjecting comments that have nothing to do with the conversation.
Bob and I were planning our weekend trip when we got lockmaned by Rob who started talking about his deer camp.
Lockmaned by SURVYR September 7, 2010

Granny Lockjaw 

When a grandmother-like figure takes out her dentures and gives a man head, sliding his cock between her gums. Upon the mans cumming, the granny puts her dentures back in and bites off his dick.
Steve: Dude, Mike, your grandma Phyllis gave me the granny lockjaw last night.
Mike: I'm sorry man, I always knew she was senile...
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The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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