Lockjawed

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-The turtle from an episode of Hey Arnold who gets verbally and physically harassed by the students of ps. 118, who go on a class trip to the aquarium.

To be lockjawed is when you are being verbally or physically harassed,insulted,etc.

*girl walks past group of kids
"ewwwwwwww"-group of kids.

boy- you're really ugly
girl-...did I just get lockjawed?

Lockjawed by mhmgurl123 March 27, 2010

Words you can keep

Tighter than a clam with lockjaw

firmly fixed in place

This motor is locked up tighter than a clam with lockjaw

Tighter than a clam with lockjaw by Gimpler June 1, 2010

Lockjaw

1. A side-effect of chronic cocaine use, causing your mouth to clamp stuck.

2. A girls mouth getting locked open after giving a blow job for an extended time.

"I took way to much coke and now I have lockjaw"

Guy #1 "Aye bro I gave Jessica and Tammy lockjaw last night"
Guy #2 "Damn son"

Lockjaw by Veni Vedi Veci September 7, 2016

Hingham Lockjaw

Giving a blowjob to a dude behind Denny's with a mouthfull of silver dollar pancakes.

Marsy enjoyed his Moons Over My-Hammy at Denny's, but was more excited about his to-go order of flapjacks and the impending Hingham Lockjaw he was about to experience.

Hingham Lockjaw by Papa Wheelie November 12, 2012

locust Valley lockjaw

Affected tone of voice commonly heard in Locust Valley , New York by wealthy residents of the community. They speak
with little movement of their lower jaw.
Katherine Hepburn in a bad mood, or Jim Backus on Gilligans Island display some traits of this speech pattern.

Mimi, have you seen the keys to the Bently? I thought I might nip over to Piping for a spot of Golf.

locust Valley lockjaw by Jim January 24, 2004

Lockmaned

The act of interrupting a conversation and interjecting comments that have nothing to do with the conversation.

Bob and I were planning our weekend trip when we got lockmaned by Rob who started talking about his deer camp.

Lockmaned by SURVYR September 7, 2010

Granny Lockjaw

When a grandmother-like figure takes out her dentures and gives a man head, sliding his cock between her gums. Upon the mans cumming, the granny puts her dentures back in and bites off his dick.

Steve: Dude, Mike, your grandma Phyllis gave me the granny lockjaw last night.
Mike: I'm sorry man, I always knew she was senile...

Granny Lockjaw by Eric Big Cock Graack July 3, 2011

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026