Lochlan

Name of the individual with the largest, thicket, healthiest penis on the planet. Often used when comparing other penis sizes.

Girl 1: His penis was huge! Probably almost 1/10 of a Lochlan!
Girl 2: Whoa, that's almost 9 inches right?

by Kola January 27, 2003

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Lochlann

Lochlann Is a cute boy with perfect blonde hair and piercing blue eyes, he is extremely thoughtful and romantic. He will be willing to eat any food you offer him... Especially flakes. He melts your heart.

Person: Dinosaurs are kinda cute...
Lochlann: Yeah, they are true beauties of this world.
Person: Mhm..
Lochlann: Just like you.

by xox.Demii.xox May 29, 2018

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lochland

one of the best kids you’ll ever meet, and i’m talking fr. lochlands have got to be the most loyal people and not to mention insanely fun to be around. be friends with a lochland.

that kid seems chill
oh shit ya that’s lochland

by madisongauthierlol August 10, 2019

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Lochlin

An amazing guy that’s under appreciated,and when you find one you don’t want to lose him. A sweet,lovable,charming,and funny guy. He always treats a girl right and is the definition of a perfect guy. You can’t stay mad at him. Once you fall in love,you can’t go back. He’s actually very hot and has amazing eyes. When you find him, don’t let him go.

“Hey Cristian,that guys cute”
Cristian: “Yea he’s definitely a Lochlin.”

by Yourstruley6342 September 25, 2018

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