Lolbomb

To send multiple text messages, from different people, that contain the message "lololololol"...etc. at the same time.

Dude, we totally Lolbombed James and his phone crashed!

by JWDevine February 21, 2009

Lobotocism

The act of stabbing someone in the forehead with a crucifix. Surgical apparel and holy water optional but recommended. Hey you want it to work right?

When a lobotomy or an exorcism isn’t enough by itself, try combining science and religion performing a lobotocism!

by Travesty December 8, 2021

Kards lobotomy

When playing the online card game, Kards, you run across players who take forever to decide. Even if they only have 1 or 2 cards they'll act like they're in a world championship of chess and be beyond slow.

Check out this idiot, he's so slow I'm gonna have a Kards lobotomy pretty soon.

by Unclecrazy October 5, 2022

Knob Lobber

A member of the group, “The Knob Lobbers,” is one that lobs knobs. These knob lobbers operate as one, being a hive mind of pyros. The Knob Lobbers can be encountered within the popular game Team Fortress 2. In such an event, wacky, maybe even silly shenanigans will rapidly ensue, due to the alarming lack of brain cells among the aforementioned hive mind.

XxStu_pidFacexX: Beware of the knob lobbers, I just saw a cluster of them in the sewers…

AverageScvnt69: Great advice. I will make sure to stay alert in case I come across the Knob Lobbers as well. Thank you.

by SuspiciousRatty April 30, 2023

lobotomite

A lobotomized brain-less human from the post-apocalyptic wasteland in Fallout: New Vegas and are found at Big Mountain. Usually they will attack anything moving, with axes and various weapons. They often wear masks or engineering suits that are strange and freaky. Created from the Dr.'s experiments and are hostile at all times. Most are directly taken from the Mojave Wasteland (from robots) and brought to Big MT. for experiments. The only known person to travel to Big MT. in the wasteland and not become lobotomized is Elijah, Christine, and Ulysses.

What are you fighting in Fallout: New Vegas?
Those stupid lobotomites.
Those things are creepy as fuck.

by TexasRed May 8, 2019

Lobotomite

A word commonly used by Pyrocynical that describes someone who is completely retarded.

Person 1: Hey, have you heard of Logan Paul?

Person 2: Yeah, what a lobotomite

by 2001HondaCivic September 29, 2019

Lobbing the lizard

Something men do frequently and women never admit to doing

There was a small window of opportunity for me to go about lobbing the lizard

by Hawaiian Con May 4, 2017