loaf

Irish slang for a head butt.

Shut up or I'll loaf ya!

by Simon Kelly May 2, 2005

loaf

A useless, overweight person.

Billy's ex-girlfriend, herself a loaf, married another loaf.

by enzio March 8, 2005

loaf

a lazy person that lies about doing work and wants everyone to think they are the victim.

see Badria Al-jamal & Eeyore. Both are loafs.

by SJH&MC January 8, 2010

loaf

1. A shaped mass of bread, cake, or sugar.

2. To be lazy or idle. To pass the time in a leisurely manner.

1. It is relatively easy to make bread if you have a few hours of your time.

2. During the hot summer days, a lot of folks simply loaf in the shade.

by AYB June 29, 2003

loaf

to push off, stall on something needed to do or someone you want to talk to.

you loafing on that english paper; you loafing on the girl.

by brianna charlton February 27, 2008

loaf

"A Loaf" refers to a whole uncut bread, not a chunk. A loaf is the complete item, as removed from the oven. Bread in it's virgin state. (Western style bread I think, doesn't really work for unleavened breads eg. Pitta, Nan, Chappatti etc.).

Are you going to buy a wholemeal loaf or a granary loaf.
What a ready sliced white loaf? Shame on you!

by Agent Smith May 24, 2003

loaf

A rather large quantity of hair on top of a person's head.

Justins's hairdresser was shocked by his shaggy surfer guy loaf.

I need to get my loaf cut.

by Thundercat_Guy September 14, 2004