Loanski

Loanski, to take out a short term or personal loan.

I’m skint! I well need a Loanski to tie me over until payday!

by VOLTAZIUM October 26, 2019

Hoe Loan

A Hoe Loan is when a hoe needs fast cash for hoe things like going to Las Vegas, going to a club, a bottle, bottle service, hoe attire, etc. Hoes normally pay the hoe loans back through hoe actions or they just get the cash because they are great hoes.

Hey Landon, I need a hoe loan! I'm going to Vegas this weekend.

by Ari Marie G. June 3, 2014

loan shark

A creditor. A person or agency that gives you a set amount of money and adds interest to that money so that you end up paying back more than you borrow.

A perfect example is the college/student loan agencies.

That loan shark doubled his rate after I missed paying him by one day.

by Crono February 24, 2003

nepotistic loans

Loans made to those who are especially favored for one reason or another.

Of course Kanye got one of them multi-million dollar nepotistic loans, he’s 45’s favorite African American!

by Dr Bunnygirl July 7, 2020

Student Loan

n - A mystical transaction in which a student and/or parent subjects themselves to financial slavery (indentured servitude) for the foreseeable future.

Tim: Hey, I just got approved for a student loan!
Fred: Want to go to Taco Bell?
Tim: Sorry, I just took out a student loan.

by dphornguygo to Taco Bell? Tim: September 16, 2012

ninja loan

An acronym for a loan given to a person designated as "No income, no job or assets;" hence - N-I-N-J-A.

The bank's ninja loans have ruined its credit rating. Now, no other bank will lend it money.

by Joe Rodolico September 23, 2007

Student loans

The practice of giving depressed teenagers tens of thousands or more in debt with no financial experience or context

Johnny has $100,000 in student loans for an art degree, and he works at McDonalds!

by Justclowntingz May 14, 2020