ayy lmao

A common phrase spoken by extra terrestrials, the only phrase that does or ever will matter and could mean anything.

alien 1: ayy lmao
alien 1: *rips bong*
alien 2: ayy lmao

by keaganslover February 8, 2014

Omar lmao, my ocean day view

The "English" version of Omae wa, mou shindeiru.

Friend: Daniel just stole all your chips
You: OMAR LMAO, MY OCEAN DAY VIEW

by SHOERSON October 1, 2018

LMAO

L- Laughing
M- My
A- Ass
O- Off

Usually used when someone says something funny online/in a text.

Person 1: LOL, earlier Joey fell off his skateboard in the middle of a kickflip, and yet he claims he would've been able to do it.
Person 2: LMAO, that dumbass can't even ollie.

by wublovah3000 July 8, 2015

Lamposting

Originating from East Oakland in the 90s. Meaning you are chilling very steadily; most likely at your house - or anywhere where you are solo. Posted up like a lamp.

Austin: Hey cuddy, what are you up to?
Cam: Nothin at all - just lampostin gat the spot .

Cam: Im finna be lamposting all day and watch the Sopranos.
Dylan: Thats dope bruh - hit me up tomorrow.

by c.harris April 18, 2018

Lmao

It usually means Laughing My Ass Off but if your a depressed little child like me then maybe for you it will mean, Laughing My Anxiety Off

Rebecca: Haha, lmao.

Jessica: *confused* so are you laughing, or just depressed?

by I.make.weird.definitions January 22, 2019

lmao my ass off

Shortened form of Laugh My Ass Off my ass off. For when you laugh so hard that your ass actually falls off, and have to emphasize it. Twice.

Person 1: yo that joke was funny af lmao my ass off
Person 2: You're an actual idiot.

by filipinosdelama April 18, 2018

Your dad lesbian lmao

The only way to counter the insult “your mom gay lol”. Using this will save your life and as a result bounce back all the gayness to the other person and end them instantly.

Obama: Hello my fellow Americans, I-
Your dumbass: haha dude your mom gay lol
Obama, staggering under all the gayness you just imbued on him: Oh yeah, well your dad lesbian lmao
Tú: oh shit *dies*

by Pinklepuff February 21, 2018