ass liquid

When you've eaten something that has totally fucked up your stomach.
Then when you shit its a liquidy substance called ass liquid

Yo I have no fucking idea what I ate but I've been pushing ass liquid for 3 days straight

by Milo_Slayr March 28, 2016

liquid assets

(n.) Assets owned by a person or organisation that can quickly be redeemed for cash (This also includes cash and bank balance).

Debtors do not count as liquid assets because there is no garuantee that cash can be recieved from the.

by Gumba Gumba May 13, 2004

liquid asshole

Expression used to describe the god-awful smell or taste of a beverage.

Note: You don't actually have to know what an asshole smells or tastes like to use this expression.

Oh my god dude, this Long Island tastes/smells like liquid asshole!

by Nickz December 9, 2008

liquid assets

Any type of alcohol (especially beer and liquor). This term is typically used in social contexts--but definitely not at a highbrow cocktail party. Use this term when you don't want to be blatant about your alcohol consumption (in front of parents, grown-ups, etc) or when you just want to sound fratty.

Teenage kid #1: Hey, dude, are we set for the party tonight?
Kid #2: Yeah, don't worry. My big brother already picked up the liquid assets for us.
Kid #1: Sweet. Thanks.

by urbanite2 May 31, 2010