lipton

Good mother fuckin' ice tea.

Spence: Eh Yo', I'm drinking Lipton's, what you drinkin B?
Pete: Nestea...
Spence: FUCK YOU!

by Splancer September 22, 2006

Lipsdick

When someone gives a blowjob and gets cum on their lips

"Last night I applied her lipsdick..."

by MrDarksideJim April 29, 2013

Liptard

An liptard is an idiot or other a moron or another name describing stupidity

"shut up you liptard"

by Mr English definition February 18, 2019

Lipids

A drug that some 9 y.os invented

Yo man wanna come with me and snort some lipids!
Oh dang love me some lipids.

by AnnoymousDuck_ June 3, 2019

Lipton Shades

In the vein of the Hot Carl, Rocky Raccoon and Cleveland Steamer, the Lipton Shades involves a gentelman squatting down whilst crapping in his pants. Important is to squish around enough to cover one's testicles with the crapulence. You apply the Lipton Shades to your partner via the Cincinatti Bowtie where-in you get your blow-job upside down allowing you to 'tea-bag' your partners eye sockets with poop-stained nuts. Leaving them with a glowing set of Lipton Shades.

At my friends bachelor party, we had some skanky stripper show up with the remains of her prior john's Lipton Shades on her face. Damn! Girl, get a handi-wipe!

by hungry monkey August 16, 2006

Liptease

The act of playing with your lips such as biting and licking them just to turn someone on, sexually and sensually.

A liptease can be as titillating as a striptease and pleasurable to watch. Many can get off to it.

Kristen Stewart seems to be a lipteaser on and offscreen.

Ricky was being such a liptease, biting and licking them just to turn on that girl on the other side of the room.

Some horny people would pay for an attractive person to liptease.

by avialae March 26, 2013

Liptastic

a word used to describe the beauty and glamor of glossy lips.

She looked fabulous and liptastic at the movie premiere last night.

by deanna4peace February 24, 2011