Person 1: I am literally going to have a stroke if I see another tweet about fake news.
Person 2: Are you really? Should I call 911?
Person 1: Why would you call 911?
Person 2: Are you really? Should I call 911?
Person 1: Why would you call 911?
by DatJewishkid July 6, 2017
Get the Literally mug."Literally Who?" is a phrase used to refer to people who others think are important but no one actually knows/gives a fuck about. Can also be used to refer to people who think they're important.
Contrarian Faggot: Yeah man, I listen to Neutral Milk Hotel
Normal Person: Literally who?
or,
Guy 1: What do you think of Jill Stein?
Guy 2: She's the Literally Who of the whole election.
Normal Person: Literally who?
or,
Guy 1: What do you think of Jill Stein?
Guy 2: She's the Literally Who of the whole election.
by ThatGuyFromTexas September 23, 2016
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A term used by alt-right personality Dave Rubin to describe Australians who have turned in their firearms to their government and have no other choice but to run/bound from danger.
Alt-right friend: Did you see the news about the guy fleeing the attack in Sydney? He is a Literal Kangaroo.
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Literally loling takes extra effort to type and conveys to others that lol is not just being used as a sentence-filler by someone lazy or pretending to be amused and therefore should be used sparingly for those true lol moments.
Furthermore, it's use can expand past type/text scenarios when describing a literal lol moment.
Literally loling takes extra effort to type and conveys to others that lol is not just being used as a sentence-filler by someone lazy or pretending to be amused and therefore should be used sparingly for those true lol moments.
Furthermore, it's use can expand past type/text scenarios when describing a literal lol moment.
K-rizztxt: So how was Vegas?
Metxt: OMG! At TAO, I was dance raped by a Puerto Rican midget chic from New York while her husband was snappin photos saying, "What happens in Vegas baby!" True story!
K-rizztxt: Woah dude! I'm literally loling! I wanna see the pics!
later that day (in a non-textversation)...
Kristi: Dude, you can't send messages like that while I'm at work! I was literally loling and was asked "whats so funny" by my obnoxious cubemate.
Me: Who cares check out the pix on my facespace!!! It was such a the hangover kind of weekend!
Kristi: Sounds like it, if you didn't have proof I'd think you'd pirated it from TFLN.
Metxt: OMG! At TAO, I was dance raped by a Puerto Rican midget chic from New York while her husband was snappin photos saying, "What happens in Vegas baby!" True story!
K-rizztxt: Woah dude! I'm literally loling! I wanna see the pics!
later that day (in a non-textversation)...
Kristi: Dude, you can't send messages like that while I'm at work! I was literally loling and was asked "whats so funny" by my obnoxious cubemate.
Me: Who cares check out the pix on my facespace!!! It was such a the hangover kind of weekend!
Kristi: Sounds like it, if you didn't have proof I'd think you'd pirated it from TFLN.
by Misa Rose August 14, 2009
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Person 1: 'Hey are you ok? Whilst you were upstairs I heard a colossal thump.'
Person 2: 'Don't worry, I just dropped my internal briefcase.'
Person 2: 'Don't worry, I just dropped my internal briefcase.'
by freshpot September 9, 2011
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Marine 2: "He's going internal. He just found out he has 24 hour duty this weekend."
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