Linoleum Lizard

N. Term for someone else’s children who scurry around, dart underfoot, and may give you the heebie-jeebies due to the unpredictable way they move like a lizard across a linoleum floor. May be applied to your own children depending on how you’ve raised them. See also, Rugrat.

Frank: “Geez, what was that thing that just ran between my legs?!”
Larry: “That was Jim’s little linoleum lizard. He just turned two.”
Child: HSSSSSSS!!

by killthespider June 2, 2011

linoleum

a smooth material that bboys and bgirls use to breakdance on.

Get out your linoleum so we can get down on this break.

by quad December 6, 2004

Linoleum Factor

1. Doing something right the first time so it can be used for a long period of time.

2. giving a member of the opisite sex such a great sexual experience that you can treat them like dirt for years.

3. lay it right the first time, and you can walk on it for years.

That girl must have hit him with the linoleum factor, 'cause she treats him like crap.

by frankfiredawg December 9, 2008

Linoleum

A shaved vagina. Smooth and completely hairless.
It is definitely possible to achieve complete smoothness by shaving only, if one prefers not to wax, but sometimes very time consuming to do.

There is only one pussy this girl goes down on, and it is linoleum.

by Ninjette Ness September 28, 2008

lickin the linoleum

once referred to as munching the carpet, but with todays trends the bean is smooth

Honey , I ventured downstairs to my surprise some one had ripped out the carpet , so I ended up lickin the linoleum.

by thats funny shit January 8, 2016

lipolead

lipe-o-led (N)fast metal bullets used to solve obesity

the fat man wouldn't walk to the ghetto, so lipolead was used to solve his obesity and life....

by Hiel August 12, 2006

linoleum lizard

A derogatory term for a young child who is older and more annoyingly mobile than a crib crab. Often used interchangeably with rug monkey and rugrat.

The linoleum lizard is under the table again and won't come out. That's fine. As far as I'm concerned, the little bastard can stay there until his parents come home.

by IronNerf July 8, 2014