A very specific type of lingerie found to be very attractive to Texan males.
Consists of cotton panties, a tight t-shirt (preferably white in color), and no bra.
Consists of cotton panties, a tight t-shirt (preferably white in color), and no bra.
by K-C- March 21, 2007
Get the Texas Lingerie mug.1. Check the dirty laundry. While you woman is in the shower, check her bra and panty size. Nothing ruins a sexy gift of lingerie quicker than buying her something two sizes too big. No matter how good she looks, she's self concious about her figure.
2. You are not shopping for Heidi Klum. Be realistic about your selection of lingerie. Buy something appropriate to your woman's body type. Does she have a baby belly, and an awesome rack? Shop a baby doll which draws the eyes to the cleavage, and covers the belly. That corset may look hot on some 90lb boob jobbed model, but your woman will hate it. She may actually want to draw a breath at some point in the evening.
3. Don't be shy. When you are at the lingerie store, get one of the ladies to help you. Now don't be a creep about this, but try to pick out a sales lady with your lady's body type. Give her your woman's measurments early, and she can lead you to something appropriate.
And again, don't be a creep. Keep your eyes on the task.
4. KISS Keep It Simple, Stupid. Think of lingerie as gift wrapping. You want easy access. You do not want to be fighting with a half dozen doubleback hooks, behind her back, while in the throes of passion. A drawstring at the cleavage is perfect. Fun and easy to reveal the prize inside.
5. Complete the package. So you've got some lingerie she will look hot in. Does it need stockings? Again, consult with the sales lady. Buy her favorite wine, or choclate covered strawberries.
2. You are not shopping for Heidi Klum. Be realistic about your selection of lingerie. Buy something appropriate to your woman's body type. Does she have a baby belly, and an awesome rack? Shop a baby doll which draws the eyes to the cleavage, and covers the belly. That corset may look hot on some 90lb boob jobbed model, but your woman will hate it. She may actually want to draw a breath at some point in the evening.
3. Don't be shy. When you are at the lingerie store, get one of the ladies to help you. Now don't be a creep about this, but try to pick out a sales lady with your lady's body type. Give her your woman's measurments early, and she can lead you to something appropriate.
And again, don't be a creep. Keep your eyes on the task.
4. KISS Keep It Simple, Stupid. Think of lingerie as gift wrapping. You want easy access. You do not want to be fighting with a half dozen doubleback hooks, behind her back, while in the throes of passion. A drawstring at the cleavage is perfect. Fun and easy to reveal the prize inside.
5. Complete the package. So you've got some lingerie she will look hot in. Does it need stockings? Again, consult with the sales lady. Buy her favorite wine, or choclate covered strawberries.
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According to a witness at the scene, the victim was engaged in an act of lingerlingus when he inadvertently swallowed a bra hook and subsequently expired.
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Get the Lingerlingus mug.A combination of meeting for a late lunch, and early dinner, with alcoholic beverages. Usually resulting in a full day of drunken debauchery.
I met my friend Michelle for linnerinks at 3pm on Thursday. We drank until 4am on Friday, and forgot to eat.
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Leng= good looking
Preferably zesty people use this or in a joking tone
Leng= good looking
Preferably zesty people use this or in a joking tone
by Arianatorr2000 July 19, 2023
Get the lengericious mug.Lingerie is a term for women's fashion undergarments.
It is usually made of Lycra, nylon, polyester, satin, lace and/or silk.
Some lingerie doubles as outerwear.
Lingerie includes:
* Babydoll
* Basque
* Bedjacket
* Blanket sleeper
* Bloomers
* Bodystocking
* Bodysuit
* Bodice
* Boy shorts
* Brassiere
* Bustier
* Camisole
* Camiknickers
* Cami Shorts
* Cheeky
* Chemise
* Corset
* Corselet
* Drawers
* French maid
* G-String/Thong
* Garter
* Garter belt
* Girdle
* Granny panties
* Hosiery
* Jersey nightshirt
* Knickers
* Leotard
* Merry widow
* Naughty & Nice
* Negligee
* Nightgown or Nightie
* Nightshirt
* Panties
* Peignoir
* Petticoat
* Pettipants
* Robe
* Slip
* Spanky-Pants
* Stockings
* Stringbody
* Suspender belt
* Tanga
* Tap Pants
* Teddy
* Undergarment
* Unitard
It is usually made of Lycra, nylon, polyester, satin, lace and/or silk.
Some lingerie doubles as outerwear.
Lingerie includes:
* Babydoll
* Basque
* Bedjacket
* Blanket sleeper
* Bloomers
* Bodystocking
* Bodysuit
* Bodice
* Boy shorts
* Brassiere
* Bustier
* Camisole
* Camiknickers
* Cami Shorts
* Cheeky
* Chemise
* Corset
* Corselet
* Drawers
* French maid
* G-String/Thong
* Garter
* Garter belt
* Girdle
* Granny panties
* Hosiery
* Jersey nightshirt
* Knickers
* Leotard
* Merry widow
* Naughty & Nice
* Negligee
* Nightgown or Nightie
* Nightshirt
* Panties
* Peignoir
* Petticoat
* Pettipants
* Robe
* Slip
* Spanky-Pants
* Stockings
* Stringbody
* Suspender belt
* Tanga
* Tap Pants
* Teddy
* Undergarment
* Unitard
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