ling

An abbreviation of the word "feelings". It is most commonly used in chat sessions such as MSN or AIM.

That woman hurt my lings after breaking up with me.

by Bigmac January 2, 2005

ling

penis (big or small).

In India, "ling" means penis (big or small).

by Akansha May 31, 2007

ling

(n) The sound made when you throw a pan against a hard surface such as a wall or a floor. This is commonly done by Chinese people in order to name their children. Thus, there are millions of chinese people named: Ling, Ching, Ang, Ding, Dong, Chang, Pang, etc.

After throwing the customary pan against the metal wall, the old man heard the sound "Ling!" and immeadeately named his newborn song Ling.

by your mom February 14, 2007

ling

someone who is oriental looking

jess wants to fuck that ling

by joanna cassidy May 28, 2005

ling

A short for Swiss high-end luxury watch maker Breitling.

I didn't know John's got himself a Ling!

by dilijasi January 16, 2008

ling

verb; to ling, noun; the act of stealing from the mall.
past tense: lung
origin; Sandy Valley region of Northeast Ohio

No way, i lung a hat today. Can you ling me a belt?

by Paul_Blart October 1, 2010

Ling Ling

Ling Ling is the king of music. He can play any instrument, without any sacrilegious suspicions.

I thought you were practicing! Ling Ling practices 40 hours a day, yet you are going nowhere. My son, you are a failure!

by earthlingalien January 26, 2019