Definitions by Bigmac

ling 

An abbreviation of the word "feelings". It is most commonly used in chat sessions such as MSN or AIM.

That woman hurt my lings after breaking up with me.

ling by Bigmac January 2, 2005

Juiceman 

That old guy from the infomercial that buts bananas, underwear, and shoes in the juicer, then drinks the damn thing like a fool.

Hey look at that guy, the Juice man. He's gonna get my underwear.

Juiceman by BigMac March 25, 2004