Linebacker

A decidedly square girl, lacking in neck area, with a broad torso and disproportionate legs. This girl appears to be wearing shoulderpads bearing a strong resemblance to Mike Singletary. Hence the term "LINEBACKER"

"did you see that pig steve brought home last night? She was a total linebacker."

by xdannox December 6, 2006

office linebacker

1. n. Someone who wears a full football uniform and tackles the living shit out of random people at the office. See Terry Tate.

Terry Tate is an office linebacker.

by Stuff It September 9, 2003

Linebacker

A humorous sexual position in which reference to a Linebacker is used.

In order to give a LineBacker You have to have sex with a girl from behind. You stick two of your fingers into her ass and wipe them under her eyes just like a professional football player wears eye black. In order to complete the "LineBacker" when she gets up and runs away in disgust you have to point at her and shout "Run! Run!" then tackle her from behind.

It is acceptable to celebrate the completion of the "Linebacker" by screaming "Whooooo" or "This is my House" followed by chest bumping the wall.

by JH,RK,CF February 22, 2007

linebacker

A cock blocker male or female that stops anyone from getting with a girl you're trying to get with.

Her fat friend was playing linebacker at the party stopping all the action.

by Wepnx May 26, 2006

Sidewalk Linebacker

A relative of the Mall Zombie, these specimens usually travel in groups of three to six, spreading themselves out over the full width of a sidewalk to prevent anyone behind them from getting past without pulling a "Red Rover" maneuver. Like the Mall Zombie, Sidewalk Linebackers often eat themselves into maximum girth to increase their progress-blocking capabilities.

Dude, I would have been on time but I spent the last three blocks trapped behind these fucking Sidewalk Linebackers!

by Mauler MMA January 7, 2011

the linebacker

This is a slightly modified version of the Dirty Sanchez. It is performed after a male pulls his finger out of his partner's anal cavity and proceeds to apply the fecal matter below the bitch's eyes, thus making her resemble a linebacker. Best used in the daytime so the bitch can see when she's catching some balls to the face.

yo dawg I was hitting your sister last night and whipped my finger out and gave her the linebacker.

by Zac and Joe January 24, 2009

Longbackasaurus

A female with very little or NO ASS whatsoever. Males will not be attracted to longbackasauruses at all.

Justin: "Man, Jess and Kyllie sure are Longbackasauruses."
Shayne: "Yeah, they have no ass at all!"
Grant: "Their jeans are baggy, that's how little ass they have"

by 69me February 1, 2010