Oli London

Oli London is a (British) man who spent £100,000 on surgery to look like Park Jimin from BTS. Jimin is a Korean singer. Oli London then went to Korean and went to Jimins favourite places to try and find him. Oli does not look like Jimin at all. He makes music and calls himself a K-pop artist. (Korean pop artist). OLI LONDON YOU ARE NOT KOREAN NOR ARE YOU JIMIN.

Oli London said one time that he is Jimin.

by Oli London is not Jimin October 30, 2019

lindened

made worse by an attempt at improvement

The car was having some troubles before I got my cousin to work on it, but now I can't drive it at all, it's totally lindened.

by DracoVulkan May 9, 2007

londoncentric

A word used to describe the attitude of Londoners who seem incapable of realising that places other than London even exist. It describes the attitude that London is the centre of the universe and that anywhere else in the country or even the rest of the world is unimportant and not worthy of their attention. In short it describes people whose heads are so far up their own arseholes that if their eyes aren't brown then they ought to be.

Since he was moved to HQ, Malcolm has become really londoncentric.

by Croatalin January 26, 2014

Oli London

A disgusting culture appropriating koreaboo. He thinks he’s a kpop idol but he’s not. His music is terrible and he can’t sing or dance at all. 0 talents detected. He’s islamphobic and used a persons death for clout on social media. He has fat shamed a lot of people online. He’s self absorbed and delusional. He’s a BRITSH, WHITE man. He claims to be half korean but there is not one single korean gene in him. He tried to stalk BTS’ Jimin and brings a cardboard cutout of him everywhere he goes. He’s also dating a 50 year old, trump supporting porn star. He spent over $200 000 on plastic surgery and the doctors on the TV show Botched told him his nose will fall off if he doesn’t stop. In conclusion, don’t stan Oli London.

Becky: I met Oli London yesterday! He was SO sweet to me!!

David: No Becky he just acts nice to his nonexistent fans, he’s actually horrible.

Becky: oh, you’re right. We DONT stan Oli London.

by yoongifth November 29, 2019

Landon Syndrome

Dating someone who for sure acts like an opp and try to hook up with the afflicted persons opps. Most people would be able to be recognized as a C.H.U.D.

Would you look at that Jeffrey Gunter is dating Maryssa Coatney. He must have Landon syndrome, what a C.H.U.D.

by Nefwey November 26, 2022

Oli London

The literal most koreabooiest koreaboo of all time. The dud thinks he's Korean but HE'S BRITISH. GET HELP. THAT'S WHY UR ON DR. PHIL. SRSLY U LOOK LiKe a dRuGGed MiChEal jaCkSon.

Oli London: People mistake me for Jimin
Me: Cause they don't know u yet

by ARMY since 2019 i know im late February 18, 2020

The London Classic

Five shots, preferably but not necessarily, of the cheapest hard-liquor in the bar. The shots are lined up in a row and consumed, one after the other, in rapid succession. It is often used by people who, having arrived at the bar or club late in the evening, need to catch up in order to have a good time.

Mike: "Shit, I'm late and all you fuckers started drinking without me."
Tom: "No problem bro, just do The London Classic and you'll be good to go."
Mike: "Fuck, I knew you were going to suggest that." *Facepalm

by brandonmichaelblack.com March 14, 2012