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Lincolnism

A conspiracy belief ideology centred around Abraham Lincoln and other famous people, Jesus Christ, and alternate universes, created by a furry on iFunny by the name JackTheRedFox.
James: “I’m a proud supporter of Lincolnism! I can’t wait for when we become the second universe to defeat Jesus Christ and his armies!”
John: “The fuck?”
by JackTheRedFox October 3, 2020
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Lincolnize

Lincolnize- verb: -ed, -ing,

- To be Assassinated, to be killed

Lincolnizer - noun

- An Assassin; A Hitman; A Murderer
Example: "You got Lincolnized Sucka!"

Example: John Wilkes Booth was a Lincolnizer.
by Gabe Mercado September 27, 2005
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Lincolning

Using your cell phone to read or see in dark situations, just as Abe did when reading by candlelight.
Mom: Johnny, what are you doing in the backseat? Are you on that snap text thing?
Johnny: I'm lincolning my homework Mom.

Friend 1 in the car: Hey man, turn on the light so I can see this.
Friend 2 driving: Dude, lincoln it.
by CrazyDadLife March 13, 2013
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linolium

Leet floor that will own you all
linolium just owned you all
by Joel November 27, 2004
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linolium

The lamer that never was.
OMFG linolium sucks.
by DarkSolider October 9, 2008
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Lincolning

When a guy nuts on the back of someone's head in the cinema
I was lincolning while watching Avengers at the cinema
by anonymous September 22, 2025
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the linolium floors

The most awesome band around! How is it humanly possible to not like them?
Hey guys come watch the linolium floors play at the house of blues!
by punkrocker5 May 1, 2004
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